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  1. @GPappalardo Or perhaps it is the car he wants to bone...you know...a fetish?
  2. @Boner_Stabone I had a penis a few times...it's a long story.
  3. Him: Can I borrow your sweater vest?Me: What does that say about me that we wear the same size?Him: It means you are a sexy hoe...duh.
  4. @Boner_Stabone So what are the chances I can FUCK YOU IN THE FACE for waking me up?
  5. @James_Waters Yes. Let me interview you. Do you have a high tolerance for bullshit and chicks with dicks?
  6. @James_Waters Clearly I need to do some traveling.
  7. @bortflancrest In my house vodka on cereal is called "mommy's cereal"...which is the same as when we refer to beer as "daddy's Pepsi".
  8. @GPappalardo You called? Did you need something? Perhaps a smoke?
  9. @crustyjuggler72 If you go out tonight, You are going to get so much trim.
  10. @plaid_lemur You had me a "doctory".
  11. @plaid_lemur You can't see through the computer screen right now? I was under the impression you could. Because I'm naked right now.
  12. @bortflancrest I know, right. Fags.
  13. @smashedpotatoes I'm 19. Also how do you feel about horses?
  14. @bortflancrest HR would not accept my request for naked day because clearly they are heartless bastards.
  15. @rommiej I'm pretty sure you should never be wearing pants in the first place.
  16. Boys outside riding bikes... "ADAM LIKES BALLS" Remind me to find Adam when my daughter wants to start dating.
  17. @Boner_Stabone You never would have found out if you hadn't have been sweating like you do.
  18. @beeborg And with that statement right there...I feel like I have known you my whole life.
  19. If my husband was that entertaining, I'd be on him instead of the internet right now. I'm kidding. Mostly.
  20. @essdogg Don't you pee on chocolate cake?