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  1. @jimmj8871 I don't threaten...I will be hugging and kissing him in front of everyone. 6:34 AM Oct 30th from UberTwitter in reply to jimmj8871
  2. My oldest son asked me not to come to his class Halloween party because "that would be so embarrassing"...so I'm going. 6:09 AM Oct 30th from UberTwitter
  3. @smashedpotatoes I hope we can still have twitter sex. 10:13 AM Oct 27th from UberTwitter in reply to smashedpotatoes
  4. @chokeychicken Oh no! If it weren't for alcohol I'd be so embarrassed but now I just think it is funny. 10:12 AM Oct 27th from UberTwitter in reply to chokeychicken
  5. @Yidago, @chockeychicken made me do it. 9:54 AM Oct 27th from UberTwitter in reply to Yidago
  6. @cravenheart I don't wear clothing...at all...ever...is that ok? 9:53 AM Oct 27th from UberTwitter in reply to cravenheart
  7. Me:"Every time something goes wrong in my life, I blame my inability to make rational decisions" Her:"I blame my high school boyfriend Paul" 8:37 AM Oct 27th from web
  8. @chokeychicken I'm filing a claim against you for harassment. That thing about the aliens is true...I live in Ohio. 7:55 AM Oct 27th from web in reply to chokeychicken
  9. @JeeNeeBee I am addicted to the internets. 7:27 AM Oct 27th from web in reply to JeeNeeBee
  10. @crustyjuggler72 In that case, I'll bring the Saran Wrap. 7:24 AM Oct 27th from web in reply to crustyjuggler72
  11. @crustyjuggler72 I will bring the anal beads and the Uno deck if you can bring the lube?! 7:23 AM Oct 27th from web in reply to crustyjuggler72
  12. You are never going to believe this but I was abducted by aliens. 7:17 AM Oct 27th from web
  13. I'm deleting my account. Feel free to contact me at sarah9595@gmail.com 3:42 PM Sep 28th from web
  14. Shaving and goose bumps don't mix. 3:07 PM Sep 28th from UberTwitter
  15. Is baby powder made of real babies? 10:55 AM Sep 28th from UberTwitter
  16. Note to self: Do not ever wash anything with velcro on it with anything nice. 8:33 AM Sep 28th from web
  17. @Miss_Cook I follow you now...thanks for the follow Friday! 11:13 AM Sep 25th from UberTwitter in reply to Miss_Cook
  18. @mamaspeak Or Pringles cans...I totally have it covered. Must eat lost of chips. 10:10 AM Sep 25th from web in reply to mamaspeak
  19. Oh I'll just be going to the Friday night high school football game tonight after drinking a 12 pack. Just doing my part as a role model. 9:55 AM Sep 25th from web
  20. Sometimes I wear knee highs to cut back on shaving time. 6:19 AM Sep 25th from web