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  1. @GPappalardo Or perhaps it is the car he wants to bone...you know...a fetish?40 minutes ago from UberTwitter in reply to GPappalardo
  2. @Boner_Stabone I had a penis a few times...it's a long story.about 1 hour ago from UberTwitter in reply to Boner_Stabone
  3. Him: Can I borrow your sweater vest?Me: What does that say about me that we wear the same size?Him: It means you are a sexy hoe...duh.about 11 hours ago from UberTwitter
  4. @Boner_Stabone So what are the chances I can FUCK YOU IN THE FACE for waking me up?about 11 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to Boner_Stabone
  5. @James_Waters Yes. Let me interview you. Do you have a high tolerance for bullshit and chicks with dicks?about 11 hours ago from web in reply to James_Waters
  6. @James_Waters Clearly I need to do some traveling.about 12 hours ago from web in reply to James_Waters
  7. @bortflancrest In my house vodka on cereal is called "mommy's cereal"...which is the same as when we refer to beer as "daddy's Pepsi".about 18 hours ago from web in reply to bortflancrest
  8. @GPappalardo You called? Did you need something? Perhaps a smoke?about 18 hours ago from web in reply to GPappalardo
  9. @crustyjuggler72 If you go out tonight, You are going to get so much trim.about 19 hours ago from web in reply to crustyjuggler72
  10. @plaid_lemur You had me a "doctory".about 19 hours ago from web in reply to plaid_lemur
  11. @plaid_lemur You can't see through the computer screen right now? I was under the impression you could. Because I'm naked right now.about 19 hours ago from web in reply to plaid_lemur
  12. @bortflancrest I know, right. Fags.about 19 hours ago from web in reply to bortflancrest
  13. @smashedpotatoes I'm 19. Also how do you feel about horses?about 19 hours ago from web in reply to smashedpotatoes
  14. @bortflancrest HR would not accept my request for naked day because clearly they are heartless bastards.about 19 hours ago from web in reply to bortflancrest
  15. @rommiej I'm pretty sure you should never be wearing pants in the first place.about 20 hours ago from web in reply to rommiej
  16. Boys outside riding bikes... "ADAM LIKES BALLS" Remind me to find Adam when my daughter wants to start dating.about 20 hours ago from web
  17. @Boner_Stabone You never would have found out if you hadn't have been sweating like you do.about 21 hours ago from web in reply to Boner_Stabone
  18. @beeborg And with that statement right there...I feel like I have known you my whole life.about 22 hours ago from web in reply to beeborg
  19. If my husband was that entertaining, I'd be on him instead of the internet right now. I'm kidding. Mostly.about 22 hours ago from web
  20. @essdogg Don't you pee on chocolate cake?about 22 hours ago from web in reply to essdogg
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