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  1. was told by a guy she used to wait tables on in high school that I haven't aged a day. Still, I went running in the freezing cold today. Run
  2. RT @politicsdaily Wedding Bells Ring Out for Mexico City's Gays -- Politics Daily http://bit.ly/5fYffa
  3. RT @tweetmeme Brittany Murphy Pictures - 1 of 21 - Maxim Girls Photo Gallery | Maxim.com http://bit.ly/8jDYri
  4. is laying in her bed coughing up both lungs... so sick of being sick.
  5. R.I.P. Brittany Murphy, you will be ever so missed.
  6. is pretty happy about the people in her life... now if only I could win the lottery.
  7. Got her new phone. The samsung moment, badass. I had THE BEST birthday ever. I'm so lucky.
  8. thinks it's times like these where she asks herself... What would Tiger do?
  9. got a post on lamebook.com thanks to Amy and Frank.
  10. is finally going to go watch new moon tonight with Nikki and Jordan. Off work in two hours, laundry and dishes... augh, kill me.
  11. is thankful for the best friends she has. Thanks for my surprise party last night, totally awesome.
  12. Doesn't understand why some girls don't get IN A RELATIONSHIP. Karma will come back to you tenfold because you're a homewrecker. Way to go.
  13. says you know you're bored when you're doing surveys on your day off and watching Far and Away.
  14. just made the best sausage, egg and cheese biscuits EVER! Woopwoop. Going to Dublin with the pops and sis. So glad to be off today.
  15. is not having a good day... thanks work. thanks money. thanks people.
  16. can't stop partying like weezer and lil' wayne. gotta have patron, gotta have the beat, gotta have a lot of pretty girls around me.
  17. just smelled Britney Spears Circus Fantasy, her new fragrance and my panties fell to the floor. The sales lady was not happy.
  18. is at work.
  19. is being so ridiculously lazy a senior citizen would be jealous. watching lesbian comedy on netflix and talking to one amazing lady.
  20. slept so amazingly well last night. I crashed at around nine and had to be at four for work. I can't wait for Thursday, off work! Run an