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  1. Do do do do do do do kicker of elves. 37 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone
  2. It is we who are your fire dogs. 6:28 AM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
  3. The drive through manager at Culvers just called me "bud" fourteen times during our extremely simple transaction. 5:24 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
  4. @DougeyD Manday is the longest day of the week. 1:01 PM May 24th via web in reply to DougeyD
  5. @schrobblehead Can you link to your entry and their product? 10:03 AM May 24th via web in reply to schrobblehead
  6. @desjardins Is that broken search or broken policy? Or both? 7:04 AM May 23rd via web in reply to desjardins
  7. @sambosambo holy shit! 12:12 PM May 22nd via web in reply to sambosambo
  8. Sly, are you thanking me again, or are you being yourself again and only thanking me the one time? Either way, buddy, no worries. 11:24 AM May 16th via Twitter for iPhone
  9. I liked your Facebook status update from my phone while I was pooping. 12:48 PM May 11th via web
  10. Sushi meat, peaches, and guacamol. 7:09 PM May 9th via Twitter for iPhone
  11. Sow season instagr.am/p/KbOXWrxCwf/ 5:06 PM May 9th via Instagram
  12. Do you have any, uh, secular balloons? twitter.com/dirtdirt/statu… 9:49 AM May 5th via Twitter for iPhone
  13. Man this is fucked up. Watch the whole thing (SFW, NSFsanity) youtube.com/watch?v=KgCk3b… 7:14 AM May 3rd via web
  14. In better meeting news: our tiny, soft-spoken little attorney is kicking the shit out of four good old boys right now. 9:41 AM May 2nd via Twitter for iPhone
  15. Four. 9:34 AM May 2nd via Twitter for iPhone
  16. Today's meeting magic phrase is "let me just say this", and you guys are all three drinks behind. 9:18 AM May 2nd via Twitter for iPhone
  17. @DougeyD Every single day. 8:43 AM May 1st via web in reply to DougeyD