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We just did the whole "Why is that guy honking? What a jerk. Oh! Maybe it's because we are going the wrong way down a one way street" thing.6:36 AM Dec 1stfrom web
I hope the south African rugby world cup is as real as it is in my dreams.8:01 PM Nov 30thfrom txt
Kids named Jared should sue Jared jewelers for feeding schoolyard tormenters worldwide a jingle/slogan RIPE for misappropriation.1:11 PM Nov 29thfrom txt
Goodbye pecan pie. I love you. I'll see you in a few weeks.12:16 PM Nov 29thfrom txt
First appearance of an overzealous smoke alarm - it really is Thanksgiving!10:41 AM Nov 26thfrom txt
If not for Thanksgiving turkey would be as exotic as pheasant, but with the annual turkey holocaust comes a whole turkey infrastructure.8:33 PM Nov 23rdfrom web