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Do do do do do do do kicker of elves.
37 minutes ago
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It is we who are your fire dogs.
6:28 AM May 28th
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The drive through manager at Culvers just called me "bud" fourteen times during our extremely simple transaction.
5:24 PM May 27th
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@ Manday is the longest day of the week.
1:01 PM May 24th
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in reply to DougeyD
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@ Can you link to your entry and their product?
10:03 AM May 24th
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@ Is that broken search or broken policy? Or both?
7:04 AM May 23rd
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@ holy shit!
12:12 PM May 22nd
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in reply to sambosambo
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I'm sorry, atheists. There IS a God. His name is Morrissey.
7:01 PM May 21st
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Sly, are you thanking me again, or are you being yourself again and only thanking me the one time? Either way, buddy, no worries.
11:24 AM May 16th
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I liked your Facebook status update from my phone while I was pooping.
12:48 PM May 11th
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Sushi meat, peaches, and guacamol.
7:09 PM May 9th
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Sow season
5:06 PM May 9th
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Do you have any, uh, secular balloons?
9:49 AM May 5th
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I guess I'm a Mets fan now. Very cool tribute to the (sadly) late MCA:
6:46 AM May 5th
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fuck “@: BREAKING NEWS: Adam Yauch of the Beastie Boys has died... -- RIP”
9:50 AM May 4th
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Man this is fucked up. Watch the whole thing (SFW, NSFsanity)
7:14 AM May 3rd
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In better meeting news: our tiny, soft-spoken little attorney is kicking the shit out of four good old boys right now.
9:41 AM May 2nd
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Four.
9:34 AM May 2nd
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Today's meeting magic phrase is "let me just say this", and you guys are all three drinks behind.
9:18 AM May 2nd
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@ Every single day.
8:43 AM May 1st
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