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  1. To the person who asked why my plane is so experimental: most planes have either props or jet engines. Mine has one of each! Revolutionary!
  2. @PhoenixMac So you're not just calling me a killer, but an incompetent killer? Nice. And all I ever said about you was that you're a hack.
  3. Gassing up the experimental hydrogen-powered plane for tonight's trip. I use only premium high-octane hydrogen. More pricey but worth it!
  4. @PhoenixMac It doesn't do me any good when people die AFTER they spill all their dirt on me.
  5. @PhoenixMac And you make a more convincing murderer than I do, because you're such a hack. There goes another victim: hack, hack, hack!
  6. @PhoenixMac There's only good press about me today and stories on the work of my charitable foundation.
  7. I sure hope nothing bad happens to my plane to make it blow up or anything. Those little cancer patient kids would be devastated!
  8. Exciting news! Tomorrow night I'm going to fly my experimental hydrogen-powered plane up to San Fran to judge a charity talent contest.
  9. @dctBallz I've already gotten the studio to stop payment on that check and cut me a new one.
  10. @dctBallz Riva might have thought she inherited my paycheck when Alex died, but that's not really how it works is it? Poor simple girl...
  11. Hopefully they'll yank this guy's tin badge and reassign the case to someone halfway competent.
  12. Hey, @dctBallz! Know anyone with access to Riva Berkley last night who might also know how to cover up forensic evidence? Oh yeah... YOU!
  13. The guy couldn't catch a cold, how's he supposed to catch a murderer?
  14. Incompetence, your name is @dctBallz
  15. And now Riva Berkley dies while a police detective is *ahem* partying in her home. What a quality police force we have here in Hollyweird!
  16. Introducing Riva to Alex was a mistake. I should have gone with the THIRD girl from the left. She had more class...
  17. @dctBallz When I'm the next one to turn up dead, I hope there's a police inquiry on how your incompetence let it happen. I'm done, Ballzy.
  18. @dctBallz I'm happy to talk, but there's nothing to say because I'm innocent. Because I'm the victim here. Because someone is out to get me.
  19. @dctBallz Stop harassing innocent folks like me and get to work finding the killers, arsonists, extortionists, vandals, and thieves.
  20. @dctBallz Dude, my taxes are paying for your investigation and what have you turned up so far? Bubkis, as we say in show-biz.