dirkrockwell
- THANK YOU ALL FOR PLAYING *takes bow*12:56 PM Jul 24th from TweetDeck
- Hee hee Hee hee huh?12:54 PM Jul 24th from TweetDeck
- Oh my Co-Pilot, it's a bomb! Phoenix MacAllister is killing me! Somebody tell Lilli I will always love her, and tell Carissa I'll always--5:37 PM Jul 16th from Echofon
- Hunh. That's weird. Why would Phoenix MacAllister send me a digital clock and a big lump of clay? It's not even correct time... 11:58...5:35 PM Jul 16th from Echofon
- Maybe I got Phoenix all wrong. Maybe he's really a nice guy, understandably insecure in the presence of a superior actor like myself.5:34 PM Jul 16th from Echofon
- Time to open this box I found waiting for me at the hangar. "From Phoenix MacAllister, your number one fan!" Nice wrapping paper and bow.5:32 PM Jul 16th from Echofon
- Smoooth flight. No major weather and my co-pilot, God, is doing an amazing job while I eat dinner and send out my tweets. Thank God for God!5:31 PM Jul 16th from Echofon
- Right side of the plane is rumbling nicely. Feel those vibrations! Who needs a fancy chair from Brookstone when you can have these babies?5:10 PM Jul 16th from Echofon
- And we're off, into the wild blue! Being this high up always puts things in perspective and reminds me of what a huge superstar I really am.5:08 PM Jul 16th from Echofon
- It's a straight shot from here to San Fran and all those needy, helpless, cancer-ridden orphans. "Jesus, where's my pre-flight beverage?"4:54 PM Jul 16th from web
- The RockJet is currently sixth in line for takeoff from Hollyweird International Airport. We'll be cruising at a height of 30,000 feet.4:53 PM Jul 16th from web
- In addition to being a great humanitarian and philanthropist, D-Rock is always culturally sensitive.4:32 PM Jul 16th from Echofon
- @ The Prophet Mohammed (peace be upon him) is my... um... airport security agent? Is that politically correct enough?4:30 PM Jul 16th from Echofon in reply to CarissaAinsley
- Hey, my religion is my business, not yours!3:57 PM Jul 16th from Echofon
- Jesus is my stewardess. So I might say, "Hey, Jesus! Get me another gin & jack, sweet-cheeks!" Jesus likes when I call him sweet-cheeks.3:56 PM Jul 16th from Echofon
- Also, Buddha is my navigator and Moses is my baggage handler. Moses Johnson. Strong as a moose, which is good because I like to overpack.3:54 PM Jul 16th from Echofon
- Another Q: how big is the flight crew on my experimental plane? No crew, just me, but I've logged dozens of hours and God is my co-pilot.3:52 PM Jul 16th from Echofon
- And foot-pedals to power the lightbulbs in the dashboard warning lights.3:07 PM Jul 16th from Echofon
- But not only hydrogen. The backup engine is a steam-powered locomotive engine! The coal chute is right here in the cockpit.3:06 PM Jul 16th from Echofon
- Also, it runs on hydrogen, which I'm told is the same power source that fueled the Hindenberg!3:04 PM Jul 16th from Echofon
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- Name Dirk Rockwell
- Location Hollyweird, CA
- Web http://www.tweetm...
- Bio Dirk Rockwell. That's right, THE Dirk Rockwell, Movie Star in the fictional story experiment, Tweet Mystery of Death
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