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dipschwantz

  1. @ShakenNotBlurd LMAO!!! Have fun!! *Wink* 12 minutes ago via web in reply to ShakenNotBlurd
  2. @MagnoliaShuler I believe it! *as I take a drag and tweet this* @TheEllenShow 14 minutes ago via web in reply to MagnoliaShuler
  3. @ImaJustSaying @MissAmiaSays @Honnie_Badger @sweeetbea @WhiteTrashGal @KharRyan @hipeegrl I agree about 1 hour ago via web in reply to ImaJustSaying
  4. @MissAmiaSays @ImaJustSaying @Honnie_Badger @sweeetbea @WhiteTrashGal @KharRyan @hipeegrl I hope his mom makes him talk to somebody about 1 hour ago via web in reply to MissAmiaSays
  5. @MissAmiaSays @ImaJustSaying @Honnie_Badger @sweeetbea @WhiteTrashGal @KharRyan @hipeegrl MM really needs some psych help about 1 hour ago via web in reply to MissAmiaSays
  6. @rawveggies know....LOL!! about 3 hours ago via web in reply to rawveggies
  7. @LynnNChicago I know that MM doesn't like to hear that he is "young", but he is, and hopefully will learn a life lesson with this about 4 hours ago via web in reply to LynnNChicago
  8. @LynnNChicago Wow...thanks for writing about this. I felt something was wrong and glad you explained. I'm sorry about the falling out about 4 hours ago via web in reply to LynnNChicago
  9. @MagnoliaShuler #Assholes #AssholeFriday LOL!! about 4 hours ago via web in reply to MagnoliaShuler
  10. @bmwz4baby Oh man...I hope there is a clip...I only caught about 5 min of the show after I got home from work last night!! about 4 hours ago via web in reply to bmwz4baby
  11. @MagnoliaShuler LMFAO!!! I felt that way by midshift of my 12hrs shift last Saturday...I hate it when I have irritable days... about 4 hours ago via web in reply to MagnoliaShuler
  12. @Tweeting_Evil Already following!!! LMFAO!! #IValueMyTits @uniquemommy24 about 4 hours ago via web in reply to Tweeting_Evil
  13. @weloveandycohen LOL!! I get a kick out of ppl who have to announce it! Same thing happened to me after one RT from Tre Giudice about 4 hours ago via web in reply to weloveandycohen
  14. @Mardigrasbarbie Oh Damn!! about 4 hours ago via web in reply to Mardigrasbarbie
  15. @Sufistarz I love her real hair...it looks much better then the wigs!! @Kimzolciak about 5 hours ago via web in reply to Sufistarz
  16. @rawveggies Continuing to LMAO at your tweets....now I have to try this....hahahaha about 6 hours ago via web in reply to rawveggies
  17. @rawveggies Andy played a clip from facts of life...that's when it dawned on me WHO they were LMAO!! about 6 hours ago via web in reply to rawveggies
  18. @rawveggies LMFAO!!! I thought the same thing!! I came in on the last 10 min when I got home from work last night! Some do not age well LOL! about 6 hours ago via web in reply to rawveggies
  19. @franknee1962 LOL!! I just saw a tweet from @HeatherDubrow and she wished everyone Happy Donut Day, then I remembered!! about 6 hours ago via web in reply to franknee1962