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  1. In the ER, stitches have come undone. Only 6 patients ahead of me, this should only take about 6 hours then… about 12 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. @Jermolene I've found that BT is full of distressed elderly people having problems - you should have told her to join the club! ;-) about 18 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to Jermolene
  3. Interesting definition of entrepreneur: http://j.mp/73AB2h about 18 hours ago from Tweetie
  4. ( tweet )RED™ 5:03 AM Dec 1st from Tweetie
  5. 66.2 kg - lowest ever, this illness is going to get me thrown out of boxing class. 3:37 AM Nov 30th from Tweetie
  6. Is there a word for the phobia that really hairy people have for removing plasters? (I'm a sufferer) 1:47 AM Nov 30th from Tweetie
  7. Pondering the overly-tactile, but otherwise pleasant lesbian from earlier, and the air-tainted milk in my fridge that may ruin my porridge… 1:01 PM Nov 29th from Tweetie
  8. A thermographic camera, a thermographic camera, my kingdom for a thermographic camera. 10:12 AM Nov 28th from Tweetie
  9. First sick day since July 1997. This is what it must feel like to be dead/made redundant/on holiday. Became a organ donor to compensate. 9:05 AM Nov 28th from Tweetie
  10. ran 0.01 km on 27/11/2009 at 2:11 PM with a pace of 10'48"/km http://bit.ly/7ZRi7T/?sitesrc=twit_ab_plus 6:12 AM Nov 27th from Nike Application
  11. IET Lecture - http://yfrog.com/33g6tj 11:27 AM Nov 26th from Tweetie
  12. @ Cambridge CL, talk by Stanford's Dan Jurafsky - http://yfrog.com/3g232jj 9:04 AM Nov 26th from Tweetie
  13. I don't need sunblock, I need foolblock. I should never have left the Shaolin Monastery… 1:29 PM Nov 23rd from Tweetie
  14. I estimate that 75% of msgs sent on our corporate email server are basically one set of people trying to fool another set of people. Waste. 3:39 AM Nov 23rd from Tweetie
  15. new chequebook from firstdirect arrived. Used 22 cheques in 5 years. Might be 2015 before the next one… we might have hoverboards by then! 2:31 PM Nov 21st from Tweetie
  16. The reason they want you to fit in… …is that once you do, then they can ignore you. (via @sethgodin) 8:07 AM Nov 19th from Tweetie
  17. Starting tomorrow, I will stop procrastinating. 6:38 AM Nov 19th from Tweetie
  18. Dude, where's my car? - http://maps.google.com/?q=52.0584%2C1.2849 http://yfrog.com/4fatrwj 10:38 AM Nov 18th from Tweetie
  19. @billt with friends ^H^H^H^H^H^H^H customers like these who needs enemies! 1:59 PM Nov 17th from Tweetie in reply to billt
  20. Homage to the font, not the place: http://pic.gd/74b440 (for you retro-mac users) 1:23 PM Nov 17th from TweetDeck