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Dear stomach, please stop growing. Dear chocolate, please stop forcing yourself into my mouth. Love always, me (the skinnier version).9:23 PM Nov 23rdfrom web
Honest tweet of the day: My mom just told me that Im a good actress for the first time. What's this I feel? Here I go on the emotion train..5:48 PM Nov 23rdfrom web
Overheard quote of the day: 'I like my coffe like I like my cock. Black'. Yup. Spoken by the man who cooked my eggs.3:20 PM Nov 23rdfrom mobile web
Last 13 seconds of that clip are so funny they make my internal organs giggle. Very 'Mabel Longhetti' from 'A Woman Under the Influence'.1:35 PM Nov 23rdfrom web