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  1. This one is for you, @ms_otaku and @j_blank: http://tinyurl.com/yg2aprb about 8 hours ago from TweetDeck
  2. @suzzzanna Once met an obnoxious hipster babydyke who thought the term "gash bash" was sheer brilliance. Wanted to smack her upside the head about 8 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to suzzzanna
  3. @lytlbird I like Kevin, I'd be happy if he won. You? #TopChef about 8 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to lytlbird
  4. Padma's hair reminds me of Homer Simpson when he used black shoe polish to disguise himself. #TopChef about 8 hours ago from TweetDeck
  5. @lytlbird It's rare to encounter people who hear it & find it as repugnant as I do! Thank God I didn't catch it, growing up there. #TopChef about 8 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to lytlbird
  6. OMG that Philly accent on Jennifer makes my skin crawl. Particularly sensitive as I'm from that area. #TopChef about 9 hours ago from TweetDeck
  7. @deseraestage That's shady. Sorry :( about 9 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to deseraestage
  8. @ms_otaku I LOVE IT. I've done the same thing with Oblivion..."should I open and search this barrel?" Oh wait... about 10 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to ms_otaku
  9. @deseraestage Wow, really? Not cool! Not even the first 3 songs at least?! Boo. about 10 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to deseraestage
  10. @edrafalko Nope, not surprised. Still annoyed by it, tho. The gall of their "due diligence" & "corporate responsibility" blathering. Gross. about 10 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to edrafalko
  11. Dear Jeff Immelt of GE: For each time I heard you say at meetings on the SNL stage that GE won't sell NBC, I'd be SO rich. LIAR LIAR LIAR! about 10 hours ago from TweetDeck
  12. @kiala I can't have nice things either; I'm too po'. #unemployed #almsforthepoor about 10 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to kiala
  13. The Kristen Stewart School of Acting: eyelid fluttering, gasping, expert hair touching: http://tinyurl.com/yk7c8cx (via @9JuanJuan) #NewMoon about 15 hours ago from TweetDeck
  14. I am disgusted by the NY State Senate. AGAIN. #iloveNYequality about 16 hours ago from TweetDeck
  15. @melissalion I'd say 10% of the lot. Do you have a defibrillator handy? about 19 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to melissalion
  16. @writercarrie I know, right? I'm happy for her though. She's Mrs. Keaton!! about 19 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to writercarrie
  17. @writercarrie Apparently she's coming out on tomorrow's episode of the TODAY Show. 7:05 PM Dec 1st from TweetDeck in reply to writercarrie
  18. Wait...Meredith Baxter is a lesbian? Elise from Family Ties?!! I KNEW IT. It's the strong jaw! 6:33 PM Dec 1st from TweetDeck
  19. Chuck Bass gets more smarmy & boring with each new episode. The furrowed brow & skulking around is soooo 2008! #gossipgirl 7:35 PM Nov 30th from TweetDeck
  20. @jennylow Nice. I've had "Veckatimest" on repeat on my iPod for like a week...so good! 6:38 PM Nov 30th from TweetDeck in reply to jennylow
  • Name diopter
  • Location Brooklyn, NY
  • Bio Photographer. Language & word dork. Work(ed) in television. Travel, politics, media and music junkie. Also, PUPPIES.
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