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dinoslaur

  1. I want a plethora of babies so diverse in shape, size and race that they put the United Nations to shame. #priorities about 14 hours ago via web
  2. Sometimes, when I'm at my lowest, I remind myself that "Don't Wanna Miss A Thing" and Steven Tyler exist and I am comforted. about 19 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  3. @caletyson you told me to come in June.......didn't you? ;) 9:35 PM Jun 2nd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to caletyson
  4. I will never not be obsessed with this. @SivaTheWanted is a terrifying human to sit next to on an amusement park ride. twitter.com/dinoslaur/stat… 5:46 PM Jun 2nd via web
  5. Annorexia would definitely be super appealing if I could still eat all the time. 5:19 PM Jun 2nd via Twitter for iPhone
  6. Is Jeffrey Campbell fucking kidding me with the red suede spike Foxy's? 2:50 PM Jun 2nd via web
  7. I often have vivid, life-like dreams that involve me wandering the aisles of Primark and crying tears of joy. 2:44 PM Jun 2nd via web
  8. Oh my goodness! I ❤ this & you!!! Thanks mami! Xxx "@GabrielaLucia: Scrabble ring for my BFF @dinoslaur instagr.am/p/LWI0i1Qd5E/” 8:24 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone
  9. My only wish is that when I die someone writes a eulogy that touches on my love for salami. 9:33 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone
  10. Always. I can't say no to a night with @egodness. "@katfish: @dinoslaur ticketmaster.com/event/1D0048B9… be my date?” 8:54 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone
  11. If scientists explored the depths of my belly button I am positive they would discover species previously unknown to mankind. 5:30 PM May 31st via web
  12. D.S.S.L (Desperately Seeking Studded Loafers) 4:48 PM May 31st via web
  13. @GabrielaLucia waaaah! I'm so happy! 😂 1:50 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to GabrielaLucia
  14. PG Tips & a London summer itinerary...why did we have to win the Revolutionary War again? instagr.am/p/LThOAmhCBi/ 1:49 PM May 31st via Instagram
  15. With the amount of sleeping my grandma does I'm convinced she's merely testing out the most comfortable way to lay in her future coffin. 12:16 PM May 31st via web
  16. @KatelynnMarie7 @amandathefan hired. 8:12 PM May 30th via web in reply to KatelynnMarie7
  17. "If you ever get famous I'm gonna sell videos of you sleeping." - @amandathefan 8:09 PM May 30th via web
  18. Always. Fill me up. "@caletyson: @dinoslaur you a mom now? still want my seed?” 10:31 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone
  19. It's been a long time (since I've said those words and not broken out into Timbaland's part from that Aaliyah song). 10:30 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone
  20. We lost a good one to the gays with Ricky. 6:48 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone
  • Name Lauren Marie
  • Location ✈ everywhere
  • Bio i've gotten a lot less awesome with age.
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