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Hey puppy, I'm pretty sure if I came up and started fucking your leg you'd put me on the BBQ too. Too bad you can't lift me, hot dog.5:54 AM May 30thvia Twitter for iPhone
Uh-oh. Sky Larkin just opened a secure line and texted me for the RAT. This pedal is freakin famous or something!!8:53 AM May 21stvia Twitter for iPhone
I'm having way too much fun with this. I'm now cutting a third eye into Mike's forehead so when you step on it his third eye glows red!! RAD8:49 AM May 21stvia Twitter for iPhone
For instance: I have a RAT pedal, barely used. I also have a passport photo of Mikey. Say if stuck the mikey to the RAT, would you want it?8:08 AM May 21stvia Twitter for iPhone
I'm in central London, chewing gum. Just talked to my brother. Now I'm going to a freaking concert. Gimme that fucking cigarette! I quit.9:18 AM May 18thvia Twitter for iPhone
Oh yeah. Sorry we're so rubbish telling you about what's going on with the big news. It is coming. And it's good. We're vague and stupid.9:17 AM May 18thvia Twitter for iPhone