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  1. Thankful to be reminded that things can always be worse.
  2. How To Make The Yams http://bit.ly/6QRm2d
  3. My glaze smells like hot toddy gone wrong.
  4. @Craemmir Eat the rich! Eat the rich!
  5. Someone left a singing Christmas tree in my office.
  6. Did not prepare candied yams.
  7. I keep wanting to eat the apple in front of me. Then I remember that it's a timer in the shape of an apple.
  8. On fire with righteous bureaucratic fury.
  9. Facebook officially sucks tonight.
  10. And Another Thing http://bit.ly/5UIvcv
  11. My new shoes are not sassy. They are comfy, professionally appropriate, and unlikely to cause injury.
  12. RT @askasophist: While you intend it as a compliment, the phrase "Your butt is squishy" can not be spun in any positive way.
  13. Sounds Like Life To Me http://bit.ly/77ABGH
  14. Really good church school teacher died last week.
  15. Another evening lost to net surfing.
  16. "The Book of Dead Philosphers" is a very good read on same.
  17. Today our two dead PCs get brain surgery.
  18. Too Much Of A Good Thing http://bit.ly/7JfNSz
  19. Mmmm. Han Solo. Mmmmm.
  20. Dispatched oldest and youngest to their rooms in fit of irritation. Middle child is fully captivated by "Empire Strikes Back."