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  1. Become a fan of the fashionable @anntaylorstyle FB page! http://www.facebook.com/Ann... PLS RT
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  3. @andycaster speaking of crack... nope, too far. Can't do it!
  4. There's no denying your pregnant when your sweat pants no longer fit correctly. On the other hand, I'd make a great plumber.
  5. RT @jawboneradio: Can anyone explain to me the appeal of George Lopez?
  6. @shelly I thought you were speaking to an actual time machine. I was jealous and impressed. Then, I realized and feel like a fool.
  7. @tonwithe yes, but he probably doesn't do a jig on your bladder. I mean, unless he does - then, weird. :)
  8. Nothing makes my baby dance like a big bowl of ice cream.
  9. Cops at Lake Cook and 83 doing seat belt checks. FYI Chicago peeps.
  10. The H1N1 vaccine hurt way less than the seasonal flu vaccine. My arm swelled up after seasonal flu. Not so much with H1N1. Weird.
  11. @jasontucker Everyone yells! If I said we didn't ever yell at each other, I'd be a total liar. These women yell 24/7!
  12. Why on TLC "reality" shows does the wife need to be a total bitch most of the time? I don't yell that much. So annoying.
  13. Secret Santa kicked off in our office with a $10 limit. I know it's stupid, but it would be easier if the limit was higher.
  14. I got my H1N1 shot in my left arm. My right arm hurts. Sympathy pain?
  15. Cannot stop sneezing. Baby says, DO NOT WANT. She hates when I sneeze. Sorry, baby!
  16. @jtl Good to know. Thanks for the report.
  17. Alan: "How much is shipping?" Me: "Dear, as long as I can Google, we will never pay for shipping." Alan: "Sorry I asked..."
  18. Dear Maternity Shirts: Being so low cut that my boobs on display does NOT distract from my baby belly. Help a sister out. Love, Me.
  19. @bigshow Yeah! It's a good thing Alan isn't the jealous type!
  20. I have married the best man in the universe and I'm so incredibly thankful for him and in love with him.