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OhWonkaOh, you posted a picture of alcohol on Facebook? Tell us more about your magnificent social life.7:11 PM May 29thvia BufferRetweeted by dimplemonkey and 1316 others
Every time you ladies write about how something is “niceee” or “cuteee” or “loveee”…
I’m picturing you in pink…
with a snout…
in mud.
#oink7:18 PM May 29thvia Tweetbot for iOS
Zaius: “I see you brought the female of your species. I didn’t realize that man could be monogamous.” Taylor: “On this planet, it’s easy.”2:36 PM May 28thvia Tweetbot for iOS