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dimplemonkey

  1. @tenilleavery cause I speak of the pompetous of love… #TheJoker
  2. @tenilleavery I’m glad I can be of service to her majesty! #SomePeopleCallMeTheSpaceCowboy
  3. @tenilleavery keep it up, laughing girl!!
  4. @tenilleavery I was actually gardening when I took this photo, thank you very much! #raspberry :-p
  5. Photo: Butterfly Effect (Taken with instagram) tmblr.co/ZfyTPyMRNBAi
  6. What’s wrong w/orange leather sofas?! How dare you?! I would look rediculously awesome in my office! #ClickHereToAuthorizePurchase
  7. Yes, Christians talk about sex. Surprised? #YouHadToBeThere Of course our paths diverge from here. #narrow
  8. Now $0.99! RT @nimishdubey: A camera app that shows world as a painting in the viewfinder - my review of Paper Camera! bit.ly/JUUB25
  9. Photo: Work, work, work… (Taken with instagram) tmblr.co/ZfyTPyMQG1DV
  10. So according to @EWErickson, it’s gonna come down to middle class uneducated white men this fall?! #USelection #POTUS #GOP
  11. @la_loquita totally
  12. Every time you ladies write about how something is “niceee” or “cuteee” or “loveee”… I’m picturing you in pink… with a snout… in mud. #oink
  13. @fluffyguy I think George Costanza said it best when he uttered, “I think it moved.”
  14. Now that Romney is official #GOP candidate. #POTUS can start inheriting Mitt’s problems and call him out for it.
  15. #camelArm #previousRT ew
  16. #FreakingBrilliant #previousTweet #MindBlown
  17. Zaius: “I see you brought the female of your species. I didn’t realize that man could be monogamous.” Taylor: “On this planet, it’s easy.”
  18. Just watched Rise of the Planet of the Apes -> brilliant film! I’ve decided hit up @netflix for the original Planet of the Apes. #MindBlown
  19. Got the appropriate jam playing while I head to lunch. Now to lower my hydraulics to an inch... moby.to/ayzul1