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  1. How to make Kraft Macaroni & Cheese in the microwave. Easy, error-proof, and delish! http://bit.ly/UilJ0
  2. Real life Charlie Brown. As interpreted by Tim O'Brien at Drawger. Creepy if you ask me. http://bit.ly/11J3P9
  3. Congratulations America! Our budget deficit has now moved beyond $1 trillion for the first time. #facepalm http://bit.ly/oqszf
  4. DNS101 Question: Nameservers on Godaddy, lists MX record to Gmail, webhost wants nameservers transferred over. I say no. They say yes. HELP
  5. Can I safely say the era of sitcoms involving comic/dumb/fat/ugly husbands with great looking wives and kids who don't respect them is over?
  6. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
  7. Whatever your vice may be... is it better 2 have it under control or 2 be rid of it completely? How about put something good in it's place?
  8. @TwitterFon TwitterFunx = Twitter Friends U aNd X (anyone), Geeky, I know!
  9. I found @artcity who did an art review in Sheboygan. @katielizzyb will be shopping in Sheboygan & @geekyjess's word o'the day was Sheboygan!
  10. Did you know that I really am fascinated with the word Sheboygan? I think I'll find me a Twitter friend from there...
  11. @bpetruni How about the old Mentos in the Diet Coke to make a soda rocket blaster craft? Inexpensive and fun. A little wet and sticky but...
  12. Would anyone like an indentured servant in exchange for McCartney concert tix? Atlanta or NYC will do.
  13. I just got flooded with news from @whitehouse. Figures, sending this on a Fri eve when everyone is winding down from the week! #Obama
  14. Couple who adopted 12 children shot to death in home invasion. Byrd & Melanie Billings were found dead @ Beulah home... http://bit.ly/hQ007
  15. RT @macdailynews: Apple's iPhone has more fart apps than Palm's Pre has apps. #facepalm - pun intended on that hashtag http://bit.ly/YtrSa
  16. @karmajess Ho, Ho, Hoh really? 237 people, 79 households & 53 families live there. No mention of elves. Don't blink. Only .2 sq. mi.
  17. Sometimes, I wish I could clone myself. Sometimes, I wish I could clone myself. Sometimes, I wish I could clone myself.
  18. Found two blank books today. Nothing has been written in them yet. I've had them in my possession at least ten years. Is that bad?
  19. "So Barack, I see you like our French women... I must admit, I do as well!" http://tinyurl.com/nw6abf
  20. No man is an island until he has to account for himself.