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dilutedpants

  1. My Toms are in the washing machine and I am kind of worried about them about 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  2. there is an ice cream truck outside my house playing christmas songs and i'm just really confused about 5 hours ago via web
  3. I voted for Movie of the Year #movieawards mtv.com/ontv/movieawar… about 5 hours ago via Tweet Button
  4. I #votepotter for the 2012 MTV #MovieAwards Best Hero! See who's in the lead and tweet your vote: at.mtv.com/dBe about 11 hours ago via Tweet Button
  5. @ibrandster I shut off my laptop, so I don't really know where it's at exactly, but it's on Bing. about 21 hours ago via web in reply to ibrandster
  6. HOLY LES MIS TRAILER THAT WAS GOOD about 21 hours ago via web
  7. I JUST GOT INVITED TO HANG OUT IT IS A SCHOOL NIGHT YOU GUYS I DIDN'T GRADUATE!!!!!!! about 23 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  8. @theejbugg potatoes, cheese, and sour cream. 8:38 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to theejbugg
  9. Seniors suck I just want to go do stuff that isn't school tonight 7:51 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone
  10. School is dumb good thing I only have six more days 7:33 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone
  11. Five days until I will hopefully have my liscense. 8:09 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
  12. One more week 7:41 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
  13. And our quaffle is now glow in the dark too 3:33 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
  14. Quidditch hoops: 5/6 done. And painted to be glow in the dark. 3:31 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
  15. One sided sail 10:26 PM May 27th via Mobile Web
  16. Idk apparently graduation is happening I'm a senior I don't know why I don't have my gown... 3:24 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
  17. Poop tweet because I don't know if I have ever done one before 6:55 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  18. My school would sing we are young and let it be at mass smh twitter.com/dilutedpants/s… 12:23 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone