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digressica

  1. I would dearly like to know when my body is going to run out of green stuff to cough up. Sorry for the image.
  2. @celestialpoet Ooh, when are they coming?
  3. I hate Kurt Wallander's ringtone. #therenowivesaidit
  4. America, please make this man your president (again)! guardian.co.uk/world/2012/may…
  5. @sianysianysiany @gaildoggett @lovehopeless (But I suspect I will indeed do it anyway.)
  6. @gaildoggett @gaildoggett @lovehopeless Hmm. I have two big hell yeahs and one hell-yeah-but-do-it-anyway. Was hoping for at least one EASY.
  7. Honest answers from foodie types please, Twitter: Exactly HOW tricksy is it to make macarons?
  8. @MarianSchembari Excellent. That's exactly what I want. Thank you!
  9. @MarianSchembari That's good to know, as I was wondering exactly how discreet they are. I don't want anything immediately noticeable.
  10. @SianySianySiany Bit creepy, yeah. Send me one of your kidneys instead. Or just a bit of one.
  11. How come Twitter won't let me copy the links in some tweets? It's annoying.
  12. @SianySianySiany I MISS YOUR FACE TOO. It's getting worse; I also miss your HAIR and ELBOWS and KIDNEYS.
  13. @SianySianySiany @marianschembari Lovely, thank you! Marian - recommend? I used to want a UV one but then heard they can slowly kill you...
  14. Do any of you lot happen to have a white-ink tattoo, or know anyone with a white-ink tattoo?
  15. @MelTankardReist My sister and I were discussing that this morning. People need to learn the difference between Anzac Day & Australia Day.
  16. Did @TimeOutLondon really just publish a 100 Best Horror Films list without consulting @Markgatiss? I shall sit here and tut disapprovingly.
  17. @jasmus Sold!
  18. @jasmus If any of them bite Newt Gingrich, this pretty much sounds like the movie of my dreams.