digitalslob
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Wife cell call: salon put very, very unwanted gray streak in hair. She's headed home. I'm browsing Priceline for emergency accommodations
8:51 PM Sep 11th
from Birdfeed
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In line to cancel cable. I'm No 179. There's a serving wench from the 1200s ahead of me with No. 41.
5:23 PM Aug 21st
from Birdfeed
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Oceanic Time Warner Cable Customer Service Center: The Land That Time Forgot
5:19 PM Aug 21st
from Birdfeed
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How big of a sign is it that ur life is out of control if you somehow lose ur GPS device that never leaves the car?
9:30 PM Aug 9th
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Let me be 1st to predict this wingnut blog headline that must be in thepipeline: "Thousands die day after Obama Health Plan Implemented"
7:02 PM Aug 7th
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Beware speaking truth to power. You never know how power will react. Even something innocent like "there's always room for Jell-O."
10:09 AM Aug 6th
from Power Twitter
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I've decided my 5-year plan is to become so successful that a single innocent faux pas can ruin me in a week's time.
8:50 PM Aug 1st
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This just in: Purgatory announces plans to reopen by mid-century to serve as a weigh station for an onslaught of dead reality-show stars.
10:54 AM Jul 26th
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Ordering pizza over Skype 3G: "--er--i ... I said pep--o ... i .... ni .... pepperoni ... Yes! Pepperoni! Also jal---o ... jal--pan ... o
7:07 PM Jul 21st
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Hawaii AT&T fail: Smart enough to have a jailbroken iPhone that can use Skype over 3G. But it's spotty — takes 18 min. to order Pizza ;(
7:01 PM Jul 21st
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AT&T seems to be out on Oahu. Ffortunately I have Skype on my iPhone. Afraid, tho, that I'll miss my $10,000 JacknBox survey prize call.
6:27 PM Jul 21st
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Not the main point, I know ... but why didn't any of Henry Gates' neighbors recognize him? Don't they have block parties in Cambridge?
6:12 PM Jul 21st
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Anticipating/dreading Aug. trip home. Mom's guest-bed mattress could convert 13th century pagans to Christianity.
4:42 PM Jul 15th
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Freed al-Qaida hostage treated well in Philippines, though "feared being beheaded." That'll mar any Yelp! review:
12:21 AM Jul 12th
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Most interesting thing yet re: Michael Jackson's death -- a childhood drawing he made of a black Mickey Mouse
7:32 PM Jul 9th
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TiVo can't save me from commercials when they make the news. I'm sorry but that Evian ad -- skating, dancing babies are horrifying.
7:19 AM Jul 9th
from Birdfeed
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Satire: N.Korea's Dearl Leader in Waiting wants to use missiles to take out "John & Kate."
6:35 AM Jul 6th
from TweetDeck
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Personal coach says my weight should be one-fourth as big as my credit score — great, now I gotta take a spreadsheet to Burger King?
8:03 PM Jul 3rd
from web
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@ Ha!
7:57 PM Jul 3rd
from web
in reply to Calydalyrymple
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I'm pretty sure Sarah Palin is stepping down from the governorship to be a Batman villain full-time. Palin
7:31 PM Jul 3rd
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- Name Curt Brandao
- Location Honolulu
- Web http://www.digita...
- Bio Humor tech columnist for Universal Press Syndicate, shovel-ready idea man. Now looking for cartoonist (better than me) to help me adapt column as a comic strip.
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