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  1. Wife cell call: salon put very, very unwanted gray streak in hair. She's headed home. I'm browsing Priceline for emergency accommodations
  2. In line to cancel cable. I'm No 179. There's a serving wench from the 1200s ahead of me with No. 41.
  3. Oceanic Time Warner Cable Customer Service Center: The Land That Time Forgot
  4. How big of a sign is it that ur life is out of control if you somehow lose ur GPS device that never leaves the car?
  5. Let me be 1st to predict this wingnut blog headline that must be in thepipeline: "Thousands die day after Obama Health Plan Implemented"
  6. Beware speaking truth to power. You never know how power will react. Even something innocent like "there's always room for Jell-O."
  7. I've decided my 5-year plan is to become so successful that a single innocent faux pas can ruin me in a week's time.
  8. This just in: Purgatory announces plans to reopen by mid-century to serve as a weigh station for an onslaught of dead reality-show stars.
  9. Ordering pizza over Skype 3G: "--er--i ... I said pep--o ... i .... ni .... pepperoni ... Yes! Pepperoni! Also jal---o ... jal--pan ... o
  10. Hawaii AT&T fail: Smart enough to have a jailbroken iPhone that can use Skype over 3G. But it's spotty — takes 18 min. to order Pizza ;(
  11. AT&T seems to be out on Oahu. Ffortunately I have Skype on my iPhone. Afraid, tho, that I'll miss my $10,000 JacknBox survey prize call.
  12. Not the main point, I know ... but why didn't any of Henry Gates' neighbors recognize him? Don't they have block parties in Cambridge?
  13. Anticipating/dreading Aug. trip home. Mom's guest-bed mattress could convert 13th century pagans to Christianity.
  14. Freed al-Qaida hostage treated well in Philippines, though "feared being beheaded." That'll mar any Yelp! review: http://bit.ly/3C83hm
  15. Most interesting thing yet re: Michael Jackson's death -- a childhood drawing he made of a black Mickey Mouse http://bit.ly/IaVGh
  16. TiVo can't save me from commercials when they make the news. I'm sorry but that Evian ad -- skating, dancing babies are horrifying.
  17. Satire: N.Korea's Dearl Leader in Waiting wants to use missiles to take out "John & Kate." http://bit.ly/Nulgj
  18. Personal coach says my weight should be one-fourth as big as my credit score — great, now I gotta take a spreadsheet to Burger King?
  19. @Calydalyrymple Ha!
  20. I'm pretty sure Sarah Palin is stepping down from the governorship to be a Batman villain full-time. #Sarah Palin