digitaljhelms
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"Yes! We Have No Bananas"
about 6 hours ago
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Just talked to my wife for the first time today; apparently she's been calling me for 5 hours but my phone [next to me] had no signal.
10:01 PM Nov 13th
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Ugh. Tired. Really wish my wife was home, for more reasons than one, but also to wake up with the kids in the morning!
9:01 PM Nov 13th
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Dinner tonight was superb; salad, bowl of chili, and a 9oz filet cooked medium-rare. Having desert now - 14oz Guinness.
7:21 PM Nov 13th
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@ Hold @ to that tweet, his site rocks but reminds me of lime jello!
3:03 PM Nov 13th
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in reply to ericflo
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@ Oh no, you're missing an event or two in there! LOL
3:01 PM Nov 13th
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in reply to digihalo
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@ I had to, seeing as though your last drinks were on me at Friday's and FWB Bowl! Oh, and the time before that, you were my lawyer!
3:01 PM Nov 13th
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in reply to digihalo
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@ Hrmm, I don't think that tweet is entirely true.
2:54 PM Nov 13th
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in reply to digihalo
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Over the lifetime of my Twitter account, I've had 754 new followers, however I currently only have 248 -- my tweets must suck...
2:47 PM Nov 13th
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Google to factor page load times into search algorithm - (via @)
1:04 PM Nov 13th
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I caught a whiff of something horrid while strapping the boys into the car earlier; ended up being *fresh* dog shit on Jedi's shoe. Ugh...
12:28 PM Nov 13th
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@ Ah, forgot all about those!
12:24 PM Nov 13th
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in reply to jesselamb
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Taking the boys to lunch, then a park, a diaper run to Target, and back home by 1:30/2:00 for naps. Hit me up if you want to tag along!
9:35 AM Nov 13th
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The TV hasn't been on Nick, Jr. (aka Noggin) all day; I feel like I'm in the wrong house...
9:24 AM Nov 13th
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I want a digital camera with Bluetooth; I can pull photos off my phone via Bluetooth, why not my camera?
9:22 AM Nov 13th
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Par for the course, I got out of the shower to find [a] Jedi fleeing through the house from Junior wearing a Darth Vader mask.
9:17 AM Nov 13th
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Caricatures of Dexter and others movie/TV figures - (via @)
9:09 AM Nov 13th
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@ Yep. My wife is out of town for a week, so I'm pulling daddy-duty solo making it hard to do much of anything! DM me your number.
8:40 AM Nov 13th
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in reply to mrwebguy
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RT @: How to Shoot A Conference (blog) - @, @, @, @, @, @
8:01 AM Nov 13th
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Junior: "What was that!? Mommy?" - It's so hard to explain 'vacation' and 'gone for a while' to a 2½ yr old.
7:57 AM Nov 13th
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- Name Jeremy Helms
- Location FWB, FL (30.434560,-86.63489)
- Web http://profiles.g...
- Bio UI/UX/IA Pro, HTML/CSS/JS, Python, Django, husband, father, Christian, F&AM, recently retired from a decade of self-employment, considering new opportunities
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