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  1. "Yes! We Have No Bananas"
  2. Just talked to my wife for the first time today; apparently she's been calling me for 5 hours but my phone [next to me] had no signal. #fail
  3. Ugh. Tired. Really wish my wife was home, for more reasons than one, but also to wake up with the kids in the morning!
  4. Dinner tonight was superb; salad, bowl of chili, and a 9oz filet cooked medium-rare. Having desert now - 14oz Guinness. #wifeisonvacation
  5. @gregnewman Hold @ericflo to that tweet, his site rocks but reminds me of lime jello!
  6. @digihalo Oh no, you're missing an event or two in there! LOL
  7. @digihalo I had to, seeing as though your last drinks were on me at Friday's and FWB Bowl! Oh, and the time before that, you were my lawyer!
  8. @digihalo Hrmm, I don't think that tweet is entirely true.
  9. Over the lifetime of my Twitter account, I've had 754 new followers, however I currently only have 248 -- my tweets must suck...
  10. Google to factor page load times into search algorithm - http://bit.ly/2sjeH4 (via @iTod)
  11. I caught a whiff of something horrid while strapping the boys into the car earlier; ended up being *fresh* dog shit on Jedi's shoe. Ugh...
  12. @jesselamb Ah, forgot all about those!
  13. Taking the boys to lunch, then a park, a diaper run to Target, and back home by 1:30/2:00 for naps. Hit me up if you want to tag along!
  14. The TV hasn't been on Nick, Jr. (aka Noggin) all day; I feel like I'm in the wrong house...
  15. I want a digital camera with Bluetooth; I can pull photos off my phone via Bluetooth, why not my camera?
  16. Par for the course, I got out of the shower to find [a] Jedi fleeing through the house from Junior wearing a Darth Vader mask.
  17. Caricatures of Dexter and others movie/TV figures -http://bit.ly/a0X9v (via @thedarlingtree)
  18. @mrwebguy Yep. My wife is out of town for a week, so I'm pulling daddy-duty solo making it hard to do much of anything! DM me your number.
  19. RT @Freshink: How to Shoot A Conference (blog) http://is.gd/4Uitk - @newmonarch, @garyvee, @jasonfried, @lessallan, @stevenbristol, @sivers
  20. Junior: "What was that!? Mommy?" - It's so hard to explain 'vacation' and 'gone for a while' to a 2½ yr old.