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DietJay

Trade up? @ianpaulmaxwell 9:25 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone
At little sister's graduation. Woman behind me: "They say nobody does graduation like Colleyville!" Her daughter: "That's probably wrong." 5:19 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone
Finally got around to planting my oak sapling. Hope Texas doesn't kill it with fire. twitter.com/DietJay/status… 8:42 AM May 29th via Photos on iOS
birbigs I love the troops. Because if they weren't the troops, I would be the troops. And I would be the worst troops. Happy Memorial Day. 10:49 AM May 28th via TweetDeck Retweeted by DietJay and 856 others
@MartyFeinstein looks like the terrorists won. 11:15 AM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to MartyFeinstein
Looks like @Samantha_N_King is a fan of In-N-Out. twitter.com/DietJay/status… 11:09 AM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
IronMansfield My new catchphrase is "That's why I don't have a job." To anything. "These eggs are kinda dry." "That's why I don't have a job." 8:30 AM May 27th via web Retweeted by DietJay and 1 other
FEARSAUCE "The upstairs TV doesn't have two channels of Nickelodeon." -Mary Searfoss #10yearoldwhitegirlproblems 12:28 PM May 27th via Twitter for Mac Retweeted by DietJay
notbwollms Just caught a fly with my bare hand TAKE THAT OBAMA!!!! 12:59 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by DietJay
Great lunch with @Carydar at Oddfellows. Always nice to meet someone else who's not not 4-popped-collars cool. 1:59 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
Just noticed a correlation between people who don't think evolution is real and people who call black people monkeys. Strange. 11:20 AM May 26th via web
Looks like I'm in one of those classic "hindsight is 20/20" situations. #justwanttosleep twitter.com/DietJay/status… 10:50 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
@RealChrisCoak @rajrawal37 August 1st. Things are coming along nicely! 7:44 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to RealChrisCoak
Adios, Elon. I'll see you when I see you. Thanks for everything. #fb 4:13 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
Just cooked the last burger I'll ever cook in my apartment. It was delicious. 10:09 AM May 21st via web
I'm a real boy twitter.com/DietJay/status… 7:51 AM May 19th via Twitter for iPhone
Leo just gave us the all-clear. Diploma time. #ElonGrad 7:23 AM May 19th via Twitter for iPhone
I like all this applause we're getting, it makes me feel good about my ability to follow commands #ElonGrad 7:22 AM May 19th via Twitter for iPhone
There must be something wrong with my ears, this sounds nothing like that one Vitamin C song #ElonGrad 6:41 AM May 19th via Twitter for iPhone
I love standing in lines almost as much as I love facing the harsh reality of the real world! #ElonGrad 6:17 AM May 19th via Twitter for iPhone