dietcrack
- unsuccessful death: 4.3 mi@36 mins, 18x2 pullups, 151 pushups (on top of your mother), shot of Jager just for kicks.3:42 AM Jun 24th from web
- Killing myself slowly update: 4.3 mi@8:22 per, 150 pushups, 30 chinups, got to 2nd base with your mom.12:42 AM Jun 16th from web
- *giggle* *fart* *giggle*9:44 PM Jun 11th from txt
- Too much coffee? Naw, man, I vibrate like this all the time.3:48 PM Jun 8th from txt
- not dead yet update: 4.1 miles@8:30 per, ups: 140 push, 30 chin, took your mother out for dinner and a show; got to first base!4:09 AM Jun 4th from web
- oh hey, Gushers fruit snacks! Sweet! Oh, hey, that reminds me of an old ex-girlfriend.
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Man, she really liked fruit snacks.6:14 PM Jun 1st from web
- .5 marathon update: 4.1 miles@38mins, 120 pushups, 30 pullups, 1 dead (surprisingly spry) hobo, just shy of praying for death.11:31 PM May 31st from web
- @discostu101 @Bakudai Yes and yes.3:10 AM May 22nd from web in reply to discostu101
- I think Anna Paquin just called me gay. I've never been so proud in all my life.10:05 PM May 21st from web
- Been 3 months since my last haircut, but I have not yet truly begun to dishevel. Wolverine or Bust '09!2:03 AM May 19th from web
- Soo, I'm crippled now. Do chicks dig guys with canes? Do I have to get chrome spinners on the cane?12:13 AM Apr 26th from web
- 8 miles in 75 minutes, 120 pushups, 25 chinups, 1.5 dead hobos (one had legs). Feeling badass (exploded heart is badass, yes?)10:23 PM Apr 25th from web
- today's progress toward badass: 4.1 8.5-minute miles, 115 pushups, 20 chinups, stabbed 1 hobo. Hobo was not wheelchair-bound.2:28 AM Apr 24th from web
- I just spent 15 minutes repairing 2 drawers in my dresser. Naked. Just realized my window was wide open. You're welcome, neighbor.2:34 AM Apr 22nd from web
- My crotch is a T-Mobile dead zone. I think my balls jam radio signals.6:15 PM Apr 12th from txt
- Dang, running shorts are comfy. i would have taken up running a long time ago if someone had just said fucking something about the shorts.1:12 AM Apr 12th from web
- Note: just because it's midget porn doesn't mean it uses any less bandwidth.10:12 PM Apr 11th from txt
- Ran 2 miles, now my legs are attempting to sprout arms so they can find knives and stab me,8:43 PM Apr 7th from web
- I just unclogged a sink drain while completely naked, then did a little dance. I feel so manly right now.3:03 AM Apr 6th from web
- Spent all last night surrounded by naked people in the woods-this is the American Dream here, folks. 2.5 kids, a house, and 20 naked people.12:30 AM Mar 29th from web
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- Name Nate likes your mom
- Location Los Angeles, CA
- Web http://dietcrack.com
- Bio born, not dead just yet
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