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  1. Getting a dissertation from my 13 yr. old stepdaughter on the distinction between "Twi-Hards" and "Twi-Tards." #waitinginline4NewMoon
  2. "PHIL ET MIGNON": Behind the scenes as Dr. Phil fulfills a childhood dream to perform at the Met in Ambroise Thomas' opera! #tvshowpunnames
  3. WINFREY SHIT: Oprah's giving away remaindered self-help merch from former flavor-of-the-month gurus and YOU can be a winner! #tvshowpunnames
  4. @Nudawn When the Tumblr marriage crumbles, as it inevitably will, will it be because one of them wanted to "start following other people?"
  5. @LexG_Rules "Year of the Dragon" is the awesomest movie EVER. Oliver Stone + Michael Cimino + Mickey Rourke = Godhead
  6. "In The Loop" = WOW. Go rent.
  7. @ideasbychuck I'll go with you to the Friendster meet-up, but you'll have to give me a ride in Doc Brown's DeLorean to get there.
  8. @saralizzzz Is that the asian Roast Beef sandwich place?
  9. @diorabaird1 I think that TwitPic might just get you cast in the next Quentin Tarantino movie.
  10. reseda por vida
  11. Waking up to the realization that one ran out of cigarettes and was too lazy to replenish before going to bed is a terrible feeling.
  12. @Old_No_7 I may be the only fellow Twitterer old enough to understand that reference. Bravo.
  13. laughter is the best medicine -- unless you happen to have asthma
  14. @natashavc http://bit.ly/lrNC5
  15. goes really well with poached eggs, for some reason #hashcliche
  16. sometimes comes in a can (if it's the GOOD stuff) #hashcliche
  17. makes you wake up in a puddle of drool #hashcliche
  18. @PhloxLombardi A Larvabar? Are butterflies going to flutter out of your toilet bowl tomorrow? WACKA-WACKA!
  19. @Nudawn <3 u
  20. mexican lasagna = surprisingly good