Twitter is a free service that lets you keep in touch with people through the exchange of quick, frequent answers to one simple question: What's happening? Join today to start receiving dietcock's tweets.
Already using Twitter from your phone? Click here.
"PHIL ET MIGNON": Behind the scenes as Dr. Phil fulfills a childhood dream to perform at the Met in Ambroise Thomas' opera! #tvshowpunnames7:21 PM Nov 18thfrom web
WINFREY SHIT: Oprah's giving away remaindered self-help merch from former flavor-of-the-month gurus and YOU can be a winner! #tvshowpunnames7:19 PM Nov 18thfrom web
@Nudawn When the Tumblr marriage crumbles, as it inevitably will, will it be because one of them wanted to "start following other people?"5:49 PM Nov 18thfrom webin reply to Nudawn
Waking up to the realization that one ran out of cigarettes and was too lazy to replenish before going to bed is a terrible feeling.2:33 PM Nov 15thfrom web