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  1. It's quiet. Too quiet... http://bit.ly/z9U5U http://twitpic.com/9yd2kabout 4 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. "If you go home today, I'll never forget the French Toast with bananas and bacon." - Chef Marco Pierre White #pretentiouslinesthatarelameabout 6 hours ago from Birdhouse
  3. This one is for @AlexBechtel: "Asians Doing Walken Impressions" http://bit.ly/jBlVvabout 13 hours ago from bit.ly
  4. RT @saraschaefer1 Shouldn't the #1stdraftmovielines trend just be called #LiteralOrIronicMeaningOfAMovieQuote ?about 15 hours ago from web
  5. "There's no pooping on the field in baseball!!!" #1stdraftlinesabout 16 hours ago from web
  6. "Sigh... Do I want to live, oorrrr do I want to die? I am so messed upeth." #1stdraftlinesabout 16 hours ago from web
  7. Mecha Robot Awesome Shiny GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! http://bit.ly/8JCL7about 16 hours ago from bit.ly
  8. @rainnwilson Grill him on the coffee he is drinking! Grill him! Grill George Forman!!12:24 PM Jul 9th from web in reply to rainnwilson
  9. RT @melisalw: Maybe if they bury Michael Jackson in Iran, it'll get some coverage.12:23 PM Jul 9th from web
  10. What's that smell? Oh God! Nooooooooo!10:09 AM Jul 9th from Tweetie
  11. The last phone booths in NYC. Pretty cool and a little sad. http://bit.ly/Ln6mb (via @gruber)5:18 AM Jul 9th from bit.ly
  12. @jkottke Depends which episode you watched...8:13 PM Jul 8th from Tweetie in reply to jkottke
  13. RT @Agent_M: 2012: It’s a Disaster!!! (via @tombness) Holy shit. This funked-up vrsn of the 2012 trailer rocked! http://tumblr.com/xo729r2xu2:53 PM Jul 7th from Tweetie
  14. @ihaveapuma Dammit Meg. I know what you're doing. Yet, I must: THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!10:35 AM Jul 7th from Tweetie in reply to ihaveapuma
  15. @ChipChantry I'm in. If you'll have me. :pout:9:26 AM Jul 7th from web in reply to ChipChantry
  16. New iPhone sooooo much faster. Me likey!!!7:32 PM Jul 6th from Tweetie
  17. One of those days folks...one of those days. And it started so well!6:58 PM Jul 6th from Tweetie
  18. @AlexBechtel Nice!6:38 PM Jul 5th from Tweetie in reply to AlexBechtel
  19. RE: Sarah Palin's speech. She could have used a TelePrompTer.4:09 PM Jul 5th from Birdhouse
  20. @azizansari "I Grew This Beard All By Myself" or "Fuck Paul, Rob and Jason!!!"4:04 PM Jul 5th from Tweetie in reply to azizansari
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