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Passed a fat guy in the hall and he smelled like cookies. It was delightful. Note to self: invent a line of cookie colognes and perfumes.about 5 hours agofrom UberTwitter
You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, I just... do things. - Jokerabout 8 hours agofrom TweetDeck
this day and I have gotten off on the wrong foot. could really use a do over so I'm willing to let bygones be bygones.about 10 hours agofrom TweetDeck
Imagine how scary the world would be if grizzly bears cld fly. And flew south for the winter. We'd never feel safe from our bear overlords.4:17 PM Jul 5thfrom UberTwitter
