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  1. If you're looking for Derek Hatchard, follow @derekhat and @crowdspace.
  2. Go complete a previous decree and write about it for crying out loud! http://internetdictator.com/
  3. Plan a Proper April Fools’ Day prank. None of this lame “elastic on the sink sprayer” or “loosening the salt shaker” buffoonery.
  4. Write (and mail) a physical letter to someone. http://internetdictator.com/
  5. Go outside and walk someplace new. http://internetdictator.com/
  6. Eat pizza within 24 hours of reading this decree.
  7. Attempt to convince a coworker, friend, or roommate of something you don't believe (even if it's trivial).
  8. Cede control of your island nation to your brother. Just kidding. Go buy yourself a chocolate bar.
  9. Find the oddest sticker you can and put it somewhere it doesn't belong.
  10. Sell something you own for less than it is worth. Remember to report your compliance at www.internetdictator.com.
  11. Take a coffee to someone (a friend, a coworker, or even random stranger).
  12. Eat something you’ve never had before.
  13. Get your picture taken with a complete stranger and post it online (Facebook, Flickr, wherever).