DickTheElf
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Santa doesn't seem himself anymore. He's been even more abusive to use than usual… I'm done feeding him cookies.
6:35 PM Mar 2nd
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Don't forget to write that fat bastard Santa before it's too late @ Santa@DickTheElf.com. Just don't ask for kindness… You won't get it...
8:12 PM Dec 22nd, 2011
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Santa turned off all our cell phones. He's cutting us off from the outside world more. Something's going down in the N.P.
5:39 PM Dec 16th, 2011
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Black Friday's over and pressure's on Santa. Now he gets real foul and abusive again ~as if he stops. This year looks extra bad... Help.
11:17 PM Dec 1st, 2011
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I'm thankful that Santa's ol' lady rubs my feet when she's done with my yule log.
2:08 PM Nov 24th, 2011
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Circle us and be warned of Santa's threats early!!! Here's our new G+ movie site:
6:04 PM Nov 7th, 2011
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'Santa Preys for X-mas' is playing at the @ Film Fest Tues night @ 10pm!!! Get your Zombie Santa fix before Christmas!!!
1:00 PM Aug 13th, 2011
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I'll be streaming live talking about the series today, sometime between 5-7pm on the red carpet @ www.ustream.tv/channel/hollyshorts
12:00 PM Aug 11th, 2011
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Shit went down like a mother fucker... You can find me in county lockup... Merry fuckin' Christmas... Baa humbug
7:19 PM Dec 25th, 2010
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Tonight's the night... If that fat fuck comes for me he'll be sorry. I'm not like the others...
12:13 PM Dec 24th, 2010
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it's Christmas Eve Eve and Santa's out of fucking control! See what's happening @
5:15 PM Dec 23rd, 2010
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Marty's been walking with a limp for days now and he won't talk to anyone without tearing up. Something evil is lurking here. We can feel it
12:53 AM Dec 21st, 2010
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Five more days 'till Christmas... I'm not sure how much more we can take. Santa's been whipping us with his belt more often... HUGE BUCKLE!
11:34 PM Dec 20th, 2010
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About to sleep now and I just saw something...someone... outside my window... Is it better to be paranoid or right about things like this?
3:08 AM Nov 27th, 2010
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Barely made it through Thanksgiving dinner! Hard to eat when your boss is stuffing his old lady on the table next to the turkey.. Not cool!
3:04 AM Nov 27th, 2010
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It's almost Black Friday... Santa really cracks the whip around the workshop this time of year... I need the bus the hell outta here. HELP!
1:59 AM Nov 25th, 2010
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Actually got to eat dinner today. Finally. Apparently the elf union doesn't mean much to the old man... What is this? Wal-Mart?
11:44 PM Nov 2nd, 2010
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I need to get out of here... Santa's out of fucking control... I need to do something...
10:19 AM Nov 2nd, 2010
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It's almost Halloween. Someone tell Santa that crotchless Santa pants aren't really a costume... And tell the Mrs that they are ;)
1:35 PM Oct 30th, 2010
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Just woke up to something I wish I never saw. The holidays get closer and Santa seems to be slipping more and more...
11:05 AM Oct 25th, 2010
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- Name Dick Elf
- Location North Pole
- Web http://www.DickTh...
- Bio Yes, I'm a Christmas Elf... Get over it.
Then when you're over it, go to my friggen web series!
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