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  1. @MichaelHerman I believe Hitchcock wrote in his will that Psycho would never be complete until it was in colour & had masturbation noises. 7:59 AM Oct 27th from web
  2. "Love like a Sunset" by Phoenix works better as a morning song. 4:48 AM Aug 4th from web
  3. @MichaelHerman my vocal clone? destroy him! 4:47 AM Aug 4th from web in reply to MichaelHerman
  4. best wikipedia article: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_five 5:36 PM Jul 12th from web
  5. Foods that sound like rare genital injuries: pulled pork, banana split, creme brulee, melon balls 6:53 AM Jun 22nd from web
  6. Weekend of Edgefest (muddy fun!) and canoe tripping (watery fun!) 4:45 PM Jun 21st from web
  7. First aid instructor: "What's the worst thing you can do to a choking person?" My first thought: "Kill their family." 9:33 AM Jun 17th from txt
  8. To "THERAPIST'S CHOICE MEDICAL SUPPLIES" on Main: please be advised that the storefront to the left blocks a crucial part of your sign 5:44 AM Jun 17th from txt
  9. @MichaelHerman The most likely answer to that question is, yes. Yes she did, and it was! 5:49 PM Jun 16th from web in reply to MichaelHerman
  10. And now, to complete the trifecta of excellence, I realize too late that I have misspelled Weltanschauung 5:43 AM Jun 16th from txt
  11. I just used the word weltanshauung, confirming that university has ruined me for normal society 5:38 AM Jun 16th from txt
  12. I just gave a street woman $2 because she looked like she could curse me. Drag Me To Hell has officially inhabited my weltanshauung. 5:30 AM Jun 16th from txt
  13. @JilliefromChile 'twas but a temporary downtime, m'dear. PARENTS UPDATE: still boring! 11:22 AM Jun 15th from web in reply to JilliefromChile
  14. @JilliefromChile yaaaaaaaardvark 10:40 AM Jun 15th from web in reply to JilliefromChile
  15. amazing portraits of literary figures... more worth checking out than i make it sound: http://bit.ly/FSFo 9:55 AM Jun 10th from web
  16. today i graduated from university, which is a lot like turning 22 4:54 PM Jun 8th from web
  17. spending a lot of time at the waterfront, watching geese land in water, and thinking of really terrible ideas for comics 10:33 AM Jun 5th from web
  18. Going to see a Joel Plaskett concert with Cary! 4:57 PM May 23rd from txt
  19. @themajesticduo plan: go to south africa, enjoy sweet wildlife (lions! giraffes! elephants!), sell bump-its for living 8:49 AM May 21st from web
  20. Me 2, snooty 0 10:06 PM May 20th from txt