DickMandrake
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A colleague of mine managed to get on the second page of Reddit today, so I feel obliged to tweet this video on:
about 6 hours ago
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@ It's quite sad when you check on your old friends and they've gone all UKIP. Which is why I would prefer to just cut all ties.
about 6 hours ago
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in reply to cpoffers
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@ Just imagine how high North Korea's government approval ratings are! Most democratic nation ever in time.
about 6 hours ago
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in reply to DickMandrake
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In any case, "high approval ratings" can only apply to the Queen herself, not the monarchist system. They'll drop when Charles takes over
about 6 hours ago
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"Hey, what was Mubarak's approval ratings before he was removed from power? Anything more than 50% would make any revolution undemocratic!"
about 6 hours ago
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An old school-friend of mine thinks the monarchy is democratic because the Queen has high approval ratings. Think I might unlist him now.
about 6 hours ago
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both my associate and I are wanted men and I have the death sentence on twelve systems. Also, I'm a bit of a dick.
about 6 hours ago
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@ I remember listening to the solider say that for the fifth time or so before thinking, "Hey, wait a minute..."
about 6 hours ago
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in reply to TargetPredictor
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@ Sounds like the candidates they chose were so bad this year, they couldn't even make them look competent towards the end.
about 6 hours ago
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in reply to chainbear
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@ Just as well, otherwise I might get complaints that I managed to spoil a programme I never watch.
about 7 hours ago
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in reply to chainbear
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@ I've said this before, and I'll say it again: the PM is no different to Dr. Robotnik:
about 7 hours ago
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in reply to therealsim_o
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Spoilers for The Apprentice: Alan Sugar hired the candidate you thought did worse because the show is deliberately framed that way.
about 7 hours ago
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@ Have you thought about editing Garfield out of this one? :P
about 7 hours ago
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in reply to GMinusG
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That said, I did go to a pub today. Union Jacks everywhere including on the staff's clothing. It was an eyesore.
about 7 hours ago
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Tried listening to Radio 4; lasted 3 minutes, right up until the bit about street parties. It's like a broadcast from a different reality.
about 7 hours ago
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@ But they were promised it would be sunny for We Love The Queen day!
about 12 hours ago
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in reply to Helen_G_W
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@ They'd much rather hang the heads of our leaders from the flagpoles, but that involves killing people and flags are easier.
about 14 hours ago
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in reply to justmckeat
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@ From what I've read, the only real difference is that Ghandi is deliberately programmed to use nukes as much as possible.
about 14 hours ago
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in reply to NLi10
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@ "Let us glaze our asses and toast the queer dean!"
about 14 hours ago
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in reply to garwboy
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@ That did happen, you know: (@)
about 14 hours ago
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in reply to waxnip
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- Name DickMandrake
- Location Chinese restaurant
- Web http://dickmandra...
- Bio Scientist, Doctor Who fanboy, Old Media critic, TimeSplitters/TF2 addict, feminist ally, cynic, bleeding-heart liberal. Not a giant anthropomorphic duck.
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