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  1. Also, I'm not using any external aids, like a dictionary or programed assistance.
  2. I'm going to kill Lucas in Scrabble.
  3. i can't believe this. it's amazing. almost brings tears to my eyes. elephants can actually paint: http://bit.ly/MFiSm
  4. Ways to Lloyd's heart: homemade Reuben sandwich, chicken foccacia Sammy, pumpkin roll, bourbon chicken, steak, salmon, asparagus, bacon
  5. Lloyd's find: http://bit.ly/65gSQR I'm glad Gavin McInnes went into video, this is f**#@n hilarious
  6. aaannnddd, this is why I have to defend myself by living in the US http://bit.ly/6Q36T8
  7. Zero, it's too cold for swimming. Stop it.
  8. http://bit.ly/5VQxFv
  9. I doubt all schools have this for lunch, but the fact is, it shouldn't be anyone! What the hell is wrong with people? http://bit.ly/7pNx2o
  10. Still not turning on the heat. Is anyone else in AZ still holding strong? It's like being at the cottage, but with no fire.
  11. I enjoy reading the bad reviews for Old Dogs on Rotten Tomatoes. Probably more entertaining than the movie. It's currently at 5%.
  12. Stephen Colbert really likes messing with Canadians. But, we probably like the attention.
  13. Bitch stole my spot at the bar. Also, 6.5 tall people should not be in front of me
  14. @russ_maloney your woman was supposed to get tickets!
  15. Passion Pit & White Rabbits tonight! Who's going?
  16. making my bro's squash soup. should be good!
  17. Sharks with people teeth: http://bit.ly/5j2Am4
  18. aw :( http://bit.ly/73fUvP entitled "How a Supervillain is Born"
  19. An unsuccessful trip to ReStore. No doors that fit.
  20. Zero burps in Lloyds face so often, we thought it was on purpose. It was. Lloyd burped in Zero's face and Zero burped back at the same time