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  1. SLASHED MY BOSS'S TIRES 'CAUSE HE COMPLAINED THAT I SHOWED UP FIFTEEN MINUTES LATE TODAY. 1:21 PM Nov 12th from web
  2. SLAMMIN' PBRS WITH KENNY. 2:34 PM Oct 23rd from web
  3. JUST PICKED UP 3 CASES OF PBR FOR THE WEEKEND! 1:53 PM Oct 23rd from web
  4. JUST GOT PULLED OVER FOR DOIN' 105 IN A 30 MPH ZONE. 3:38 PM Oct 20th from web
  5. GETTIN' A KNOBJOB FROM THE CHICK WITH LAZY EYE WHO WORKS AT THE ORANGE JULIUS STAND AT THE MALL. 1:40 PM Oct 15th from web
  6. SAD DAY, BROS... http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHO... 8:03 AM Oct 15th from web
  7. I MADE A BABY CRY TODAY... http://bit.ly/4nK88v 12:55 PM Oct 14th from web
  8. SHOTGUNNIN' PBRS IN THE BACK OF MY UPS TRUCK 9:09 AM Oct 13th from web
  9. VOTE FOR MY NEW DESIGN ON THREADLESS! http://bit.ly/2zIvNb 7:39 AM Oct 13th from web