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DickDorkler

  1. @RizzGood2BAlive mike shanahan
  2. @RizzGood2BAlive Matt Ryan
  3. @RizzGood2BAlive Matt Schaub
  4. @ForyourPeteDodd wish I still had UC2. Lent it to someone a year ago and they never returned it. Sorry about your hurt QB.
  5. Vacation starts now. Time for some video games!
  6. @BibiDelFuego The Hangover 2 made me laugh, but I'd have been just fine if it didn't exist.
  7. I really need a Spiderman game as good as Infamous 2.
  8. @ForyourPeteDodd Thanks pal.
  9. @ForyourPeteDodd Meh, who cares. #selfimposedE3multimediablackout
  10. Why am I so tempted to purchase Lady Gaga's new album just because it's 99 cents? I'm ashamed.
  11. @DangerWife At first I figured @sadness wasn't on twitter. But He is and he's some French fuck that can suck it for being such an asshole.
  12. Josh Groban singing makes me want to punch him in the face.
  13. @Rabid_Scotsman how much did this new super computer of yours cost to build?
  14. Thank goodness I didn't buy Lady Gaga's album off Amazon DOTD. I may have been so inclined to purchase her $90 bedazzled earbuds now.
  15. It's no Coke Zero but surprisingly good! yfrog.com/h2aiucsj
  16. Playing some Mortal Kombat online. yfrog.com/h2m0velj
  17. @DangerWife Ive still got 6 episodes. The weather was too nice to watch TV
  18. Trying to finish up Big Love before the east coast explodes at 6pm.
  19. @Rabid_Scotsman You, my "friend", are an ambassador of fun.
  20. @nasero If I am not there, it will be against my will. #blamethewife