dickcheney
- Won a baboon on eBay. Condition as-is, but I'm going to use the little guy for parts anyway. Never know when the ticker might blow a valve.9:09 AM Aug 31st, 2007 from web
- Slept through alarm clock yesterday. Didn't wake up in time to launch full-scale nuclear attack on world while President. I'm such an ass.8:33 AM Jul 22nd, 2007 from web
- Hangin' in the oval tomorrow during G's colonoscopy. I'm thinking a club sandwich aroun noon and then bomb the fuck out of Iran at 2:30.8:55 PM Jul 20th, 2007 from web
- Heh. Kucinich thinks he can impeach me. Nothing a little blot clot in the leg can't fix. Suckas! http://tinyurl.com/3c2xrx12:41 PM Apr 24th, 2007 from web
- Heh. CNN and MSNBC were all over me last week. Pretty cool how we got Imus to take one for the team over the last four news cycles, huh?6:03 PM Apr 10th, 2007 from web
- Working on my BYU commencement address. Thinking about trying out some new Iraq/Al Qaeda material. It's so gonna kill with the kids.11:47 AM Apr 10th, 2007 from web
- Told Lynne she looked hot last night. She just stared and shook her head. Did I miss something? It's like no one believes anything I say.11:17 AM Apr 7th, 2007 from web
- Just heard that Jesus was killed in Jerusalem this afternoon. Looks like a couple tomahawks are in Palestine's future.5:39 PM Apr 6th, 2007 from web
- Starting to think that potato-powered mind control device I bought out of Popular Mechanics back in '02 isn't working as advertised.4:20 PM Apr 6th, 2007 from web
- Picked up a new CD today. "Drums and Guns" by some band named Low. Rove said it was right up my alley...that guy's a total prick.1:19 PM Apr 6th, 2007 from web
- Left arm's tingling again. It's gonna rain tomorrow.3:13 PM Apr 5th, 2007 from web
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- Name Dick Cheney
- Location Washington, DC
- Web http://www.whiteh...
- Bio Vice President of the United States of America. Hobbies include listening to Toby Keith, shooting stuff, and maintaining a heart healthy diet.
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