dickbastardly
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Just been asked to perform at next years Oscar's. Had to decline as they can't afford my (not too extravagant) rider.
2:06 PM May 17th
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Managed to PVA-glue his testicles to the inside of his leg.
10:41 AM May 15th
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Just got back from Neil Buchanans (former "Art Attack host) house party. My +1- Emile Heskey- had to be hospitalised.
10:40 AM May 15th
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Is going out tomorrow in a hail of gunfire, fuelled by white cider and intravenous drugs.
1:17 PM May 11th
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@ I'm very much the same, except that it's a book on Advanced English literary study and I'm filled with an all consuming dread
2:30 PM May 10th
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...Cowie is firing (what looks like) a crossbow at passing motorists.
1:48 PM May 10th
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Slater's driving is increasingly erratic and he doesn't seem to be wearing a shirt...
1:48 PM May 10th
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Holy shit! Turn on BBC 1 everyone! It appears that Cowie and Slater are involved in some sort of high speed persuit.
1:45 PM May 10th
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I told him, if any more of his stoner buddies ring my house phone, I'm cutting him off.
10:12 AM May 10th
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Come to think of it, how did he even get my number? Slater had better have nothing to do with this.
10:11 AM May 10th
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In fact, I'm not entirely sure who he is.
10:11 AM May 10th
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Mr Cowie just phoned me, asking if I had "narked on his stash". He sounds angry. I didn't even know he had a stash.
10:10 AM May 10th
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