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  1. @mixmasterfestus Whoever crafts the most accurate bust of Nelson Mandela from the least malleable material wins.
  2. @The_No_Show I reckon they all spoke like Tom Jones.
  3. @Philko87 I eat all my meals fully sheathed.
  4. @mixmasterfestus Failing that, the best limerick featuring your twitter user name.
  5. @mixmasterfestus The best essay on the fall of communism – or indeed its perceived fall – wins.
  6. @louis_a_clark Was it just a hollow crust with jelly, or was it filled with fake meat?
  7. Barbarians are swankier than pubbarians, but both like a good club.
  8. Hundreds and thousands turned up at the ice cream man's funeral.
  9. RT @Glinner: RT: @ToplessRobot: RT @kevin_melrose: BBC News discovers furries http://bit.ly/2BULse
  10. @Glinner Oh good god.
  11. @Philko87 Yes, the worst is "Now with real chicken!' That is pretty gruesome.
  12. A biscuit that has to have the word 'nice' stamped onto it does not inspire confidence in its taste.
  13. @WriterSlashTwat I have the DVD. Better than I remembered it actually. Always doomed not to get a second series, however.
  14. @JoniBrowne I shall redouble my already stringent routine.
  15. Oh my, we are soon to be working with both children and animals. Mainly animals. Any bad experiences to back up the old saying?
  16. Innards Skynyrd #offalstars
  17. @johimself I do very occasionally. The reality lives up to expectations for about half an hour, then I'm fine for another six months.
  18. @olibeale That is a very funny write up.
  19. Geppetto was the originator of string theory.
  20. @each1teach1 I liked grenade launchers in complex. Lot's of walls and doorways to bounce them off and through. Manic.