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@mixmasterfestus Whoever crafts the most accurate bust of Nelson Mandela from the least malleable material wins. 8:57 AM Nov 13th from web in reply to mixmasterfestus
@The_No_Show I reckon they all spoke like Tom Jones. 8:46 AM Nov 13th from web in reply to The_No_Show
@Philko87 I eat all my meals fully sheathed. 8:45 AM Nov 13th from web in reply to Philko87
@mixmasterfestus Failing that, the best limerick featuring your twitter user name. 8:44 AM Nov 13th from web in reply to mixmasterfestus
@mixmasterfestus The best essay on the fall of communism – or indeed its perceived fall – wins. 8:38 AM Nov 13th from web in reply to mixmasterfestus
@louis_a_clark Was it just a hollow crust with jelly, or was it filled with fake meat? 6:24 AM Nov 13th from web in reply to louis_a_clark
Barbarians are swankier than pubbarians, but both like a good club. 6:09 AM Nov 13th from mobile web
Hundreds and thousands turned up at the ice cream man's funeral. 5:49 AM Nov 13th from web
RT @Glinner: RT: @ToplessRobot: RT @kevin_melrose: BBC News discovers furries http://bit.ly/2BULse 5:38 AM Nov 13th from web
@Glinner Oh good god. 5:37 AM Nov 13th from web in reply to Glinner
@Philko87 Yes, the worst is "Now with real chicken!' That is pretty gruesome. 5:33 AM Nov 13th from web in reply to Philko87
A biscuit that has to have the word 'nice' stamped onto it does not inspire confidence in its taste. 5:28 AM Nov 13th from web
@WriterSlashTwat I have the DVD. Better than I remembered it actually. Always doomed not to get a second series, however. 4:59 AM Nov 13th from web in reply to WriterSlashTwat
@JoniBrowne I shall redouble my already stringent routine. 4:45 AM Nov 13th from web in reply to JoniBrowne
Oh my, we are soon to be working with both children and animals. Mainly animals. Any bad experiences to back up the old saying? 4:30 AM Nov 13th from web
Innards Skynyrd #offalstars 4:06 AM Nov 13th from web
@johimself I do very occasionally. The reality lives up to expectations for about half an hour, then I'm fine for another six months. 3:22 AM Nov 13th from web in reply to johimself
@olibeale That is a very funny write up. 3:21 AM Nov 13th from web in reply to olibeale
Geppetto was the originator of string theory. 3:12 AM Nov 13th from web
@each1teach1 I liked grenade launchers in complex. Lot's of walls and doorways to bounce them off and through. Manic. 2:42 AM Nov 13th from web in reply to each1teach1

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Name Dice Productions
Location Birmingham
Web http://www.dicepr...
Bio Hello! We write comedy & make animations. We are @ravonski, @louishudson & @tomofdice. youtube.com/diceproductions.

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