dice_k
I'm done for the night. @redsoxcast is right, Mike is coming in to relieve me. Best of luck, Mike! Goodbye twittees.
| Mr. Doug M. grounded to first and my inning is complete ich, ni, san. |
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| Mr. Robinson Cano, I have your number. Offering you a seat for the third time. And you are accepting so kindly. |
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| JorPo hit a softy to Kevin, who fielded it nicely for the out. |
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| I shed my long sleeved undershirt after the 4th. Been better since. Pitching to JorPo now. |
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| Mr. Gojira sent a deep ball to center, but Coco handled it with ease. Thank you Coco. |
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| Mr. Giambi with a quick out, and now Mr. Gojira is in my favorite count, 0-2. |
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| Don't jog to first, Mr. Rod. The umpire says you swung, and are therefore out. |
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| Mr. Rodriguez is up to bat. |
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| Finally induced a popup to end this unfortunate inning. |
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| Mr. Jeter addressed one of my pitches in a manner not unlike what Damon did to one. Damon is now on third. |
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| Damon chucked his bat out there and managed a 2 RBI single to right. Shame, I had this inning resolved in my head. |
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| How do you say "infield fly rule?" Mr. M is out. |
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| Made Cano whiff on a 3-2 dirty changeup. He looked kind of silly, especially after I loaded the bases for him. |
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| Well, JorPo hit a high one to left. Manny corraled it but could not catch it. One run scored. |
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| JorPo is up and the Toilet is very very loud. |
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| I have walked Mr. Gojira after getting him to a full count. The bases are now loaded. |
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| I just threw a four-pitch walk to Mr. Giambi. I need a moment here. |
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| Mr. Rodriguez took the walk I gave him, and now we shift as I pitch to Mr. Giambi. |
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| Mr. Rodriguez is up. |
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