diannelearned
- Got a follow Friday today. New website up. @texburgher mentions me on his blog. Number of new followers: -1about 22 hours ago from Tweetie
- @texburgher You're talking about @jimray, aren't you?9:42 AM Jul 17th from web in reply to texburgher
- @jevaun Awesome!9:31 AM Jul 17th from web in reply to jevaun
- @texburgher @dascola It's okay to look now. http://fuckyeahtexburgherso...9:11 AM Jul 17th from web
- Anyone want to see @texburgher on top of me? http://fuckyeahtexburgherso...9:01 AM Jul 17th from web
- Jesus H! Why does everything I say tonight sound like sex? And not even the good kind.8:08 PM Jul 16th from web
- @Boner_Stabone 'barbecued segregation'? I'm looking at the tweet with my head tilted now trying to figure that one out.8:01 PM Jul 16th from web in reply to Boner_Stabone
- @jevaun Wow, it sounds like I just told you to have sex.7:49 PM Jul 16th from web in reply to jevaun
- @jevaun Do it, it will feel good.7:48 PM Jul 16th from web in reply to jevaun
- @jevaun Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. Is the mom and baby okay, at least? My little (AMAZING) sis was brought into the world via Emergency C.7:32 PM Jul 16th from web in reply to jevaun
- @jeremysallen Oh sweet pea, you should try the testosterone. It is on the menu.7:30 PM Jul 16th from web in reply to jeremysallen
- Crap, stars are not sticking. Assume that I think you are all funny. For now. Except for you.5:19 PM Jul 16th from web
- My karmic 'skin' is so thin that if I look at somebody wrong, someone else punches me in the face.7:04 AM Jul 16th from web
- Well lookee here, I forgot about the 'unfollow' button. Awesome.10:40 PM Jul 15th from web
- I wish there was a way to do the opposite of starring a tweet. Like a punch to the face. Seriously, that tweet was fucking annoying.10:39 PM Jul 15th from web
- I wish I were making that last tweet up. God, I wish I were making it up.8:45 PM Jul 15th from web
- We may have to rethink The Boy's friendship with the dog. Not only does The Boy lick everyone, but now he has taken to humping my leg.8:44 PM Jul 15th from web
- @jasonpermenter well then, you have not met my husband.6:31 PM Jul 15th from Tweetie in reply to jasonpermenter
- I lost 'hetero' points for tweeting about San Francisco. And here I was thinking that it would be b/c I find women hotter than men.12:10 PM Jul 15th from Tweetie
- Him: "I would punch you in the face if you tried to tweeze my nose hairs." This, ladies and gentlemen, is our pillow talk.10:44 AM Jul 15th from web
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- Name Dianne
- Location Seattle, WA
- Bio sassy, snarky, snoopy, and smarmy. Enough with the Ss.
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