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dianeenglish

  1. Happy studio shot! fb.me/1FQeI3i7e 1:38 PM May 30th via Facebook
  2. Am at a Women to Women luncheon getting ready to hear Gloria Steinem speak. Wow! 9:46 AM May 21st via Facebook
  3. We've received so many compliments that we made a page devoted to them. You like us, you really really like us! ow.ly/aYRvH 1:20 PM May 17th via HootSuite
  4. Make someone's day a Happy-Ass day! Visit our storefront at ow.ly/aYRmb. 11:10 AM May 17th via HootSuite
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  7. I just printed this out and it's going in every room in the house! :0) fb.me/1Sb3bxklu 5:48 AM May 16th via Facebook
  8. On days when you're feeling a bit crabby, know you're not alone. ow.ly/aTTtJ This is the crabby ass series. 1:55 PM May 15th via HootSuite
  9. Beekeepers Win Ban on Monsanto's GMOs in Poland fb.me/1nYMge2l8 11:23 AM May 15th via Facebook
  10. My afternoon cup of...wait! ow.ly/i/CRuf See more silliness at greatcosmichappyass.com. 8:35 AM May 15th via HootSuite
  11. As you've probably figured out by now, all my greeting cards are autobiographical and today I feel like an amazon! ow.ly/i/CRrm 2:30 PM May 14th via HootSuite
  12. @zzzkin Yes! Sometimes I think she is channeling an alien race of cats planning to take over the Earth. Sounds like a possible new card : ) 10:49 AM May 14th via HootSuite in reply to ZZZkin
  13. @kbshannon Nice! So what do you suggest the syrah or the merlot? I like both : ) 10:48 AM May 14th via HootSuite in reply to kbshannon
  14. Had lunch w/an old friend & recalled the 1st time we each farted in front of a new lover. Well, somebody has to do it. ow.ly/i/CRqa 10:20 AM May 14th via HootSuite
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  16. Mean Boys nytimes.com/2012/05/12/opi… 7:12 AM May 13th via Tweet Button
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  18. This is soooo funny!! fb.me/1jFK5oNJ1 12:17 PM May 12th via Facebook
  19. Had lunch with an old friend and we recalled the first time we each farted in front of a new lover. Needless to say, we were ROFLMAO! 11:15 AM May 11th via HootSuite
  20. @kbshannon where is your region! You know I love wine : ) 8:55 AM May 11th via HootSuite in reply to kbshannon
  • Name Diane English
  • Location Asheville
  • Web http://www.greatc...
  • Bio Providing humor and inspiration for those days when you just want to poke out your third eye!
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