diana_vreeland
- Why don't you ... build a quick application that dials a random friend from your address book at a set time every day or week?5:57 PM Apr 21st from twhirl
- Why don't you ... paint your lightbulbs (use heat-resistant paint) so that they cast interesting shadows?12:29 PM Mar 20th from twhirl
- Why don't you ... answer every question you're asked today with "Why not?" Tomorrow, answer every question with "So?"12:44 PM Mar 4th from twhirl
- Why don't you ... commission a comic book artist to draw a biographical comic of a friend, as the ultimate birthday present?1:34 PM Mar 2nd from twhirl
- Why don't you ... change your outgoing voicemail message to your favorite knock-knock joke?11:16 AM Feb 20th from twhirl
- Why don't you ... have toasted marshmallows for lunch? It's quite easy with a little butane lighter and a takeout chopstick or two.9:34 AM Feb 17th from twhirl
- Why don't you ... consider where the most ridiculous place to put a little organza ruffle would be, and then do it? If possible, add two.2:26 PM Jan 27th from twhirl
- Why don't you ... get out of conversations by telling people that you'd love to chat more, but you have to run go tweet what they just said?2:57 PM Jan 7th from twhirl
- Why don't you ... divide a boring wall into 365 squares, and tack up a new picture of something that inspires you each day of 2009?8:09 AM Dec 22nd, 2008 from twhirl
- Why don't you ... give someone a man's white dress shirt embroidered with their last fifty tweets?12:33 PM Dec 18th, 2008 from twhirl
- Why don't you ... commission your own theme song, and request that it be played whenever you enter a room?5:59 PM Dec 9th, 2008 from twhirl
- Why don't you ... when in a quandary, think to yourself, "Now, what would the Doge of Venice do?"12:29 PM Dec 1st, 2008 from twhirl
- Why don't you ... give unusual monogrammed objects as gifts this Christmas? Anvils, toothbrushes, boiler suits, Louisville Sluggers ...3:48 PM Nov 10th, 2008 from twhirl
- Why don't you ... remember that the best response to someone wearing too-revealing clothes is "Dear, aren't you feeling chilly in that?"5:58 PM Nov 2nd, 2008 from twhirl
- Why don't you ... add some urgency by drawing a trompe l'oeil watch on your wrist, with the hands permanently set at a minute to midnight?6:46 AM Oct 14th, 2008 from twhirl
- Why don't you ... cover a mosquito net with artificial butterflies and hang it over your bed like a canopy?1:14 PM Oct 2nd, 2008 from web
- Why don't you ... wear a rhinestone tiara with your housecleaning togs? Or just to the grocery store?6:05 PM Sep 23rd, 2008 from web
- Why don't you ... make your office uniform a bright oxford shirt, a full-cut skirt, and a scarf knotted in a double Windsor?6:52 AM Sep 15th, 2008 from web
- Why don't you ... wear an old vacuum tube as a glorious pendant, hung from a silver chain?12:15 PM Sep 12th, 2008 from web
- Why don't you ... dress your chauffeur in racing silks?4:20 PM Aug 30th, 2008 from web
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