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  1. You know that sense of anticipation you get when it sounds like nextdoor are about to drill through your wall? 11:56 AM Nov 27th from web
  2. @balf Links to details of your 2 latest planning consultations have gone missing. Given that consultation ends tomorrow, that's very naughty 11:10 PM Nov 25th from web in reply to balf
  3. @London2012 When completely redesigning your website, it smacks of sheer laziness to direct all previous URLs to a "Page not found" default. 12:34 PM Nov 25th from web in reply to London2012
  4. Hmm, how long have OXO cubes been subtly X-shaped (and not cubic)? 9:34 AM Nov 24th from web
  5. Wondering whether I should unfollow persistent retweeters, or just irrationally hate them 10:08 AM Nov 23rd from web
  6. @Jason_Cobb Blimey, even more excess packaging than I was expecting http://pic.gd/7cb282 And more airline meal than gourmet treat, I fear 11:11 AM Nov 22nd from web in reply to Jason_Cobb
  7. Now E3's leaves have fallen, I'm getting a first glimpse of the Olympic Stadium through a thicket of bare branches from my living room sofa 7:29 AM Nov 22nd from web
  8. Is Twitter on steroids this week? [geotagged from 537661E 184043N, flat 47A, upstairs, third room on the left, sofa] 2:42 PM Nov 19th from web
  9. Retweeting now pops up in my timeline like Twitterspam, rather than as well-meant rebroadcasting by a trusted friend 10:33 AM Nov 19th from web
  10. I hate it when people manhandle my Christmas cactus, especially when it's in full bud 9:27 AM Nov 19th from web
  11. "Hi there, you're part of a beta group... which means you may start seeing retweets in a new way." Oh GOD, it's AWFUL! Twitter jumps shark. 12:49 PM Nov 17th from web
  12. Retweeting is the opium of the masses 12:40 PM Nov 17th from web
  13. There are lots of people on this train who would've been reading a London Lite but aren't reading an Evening Standard. They look very bored. 8:36 AM Nov 16th from txt
  14. Message to windswept Londoners: Your umbrellas are futile, put them down 4:44 AM Nov 14th from txt
  15. Army-Worship appears to be replacing Christianity as Britain's new official religion 11:00 AM Nov 11th from web
  16. omg Twitter just noticed I had two new Tweets to read and told me so. That's new, innit? 2:17 PM Nov 9th from web
  17. Probably the blandest Top Ten album chart ever: Cheryl, Bublé, Jackson, "Soldiers", Burke, Jenkins, Houston, O'Donnell, Nutini, F Mac (sigh) 3:34 PM Nov 8th from web
  18. Why buy cannabis when you can just stand in the middle of the crowd at the Vicky Park firework display and inhale instead? 11:30 AM Nov 7th from txt
  19. A Coca Cola "Holidays are coming" advert has appeared on a posterboard beside the Bow Flyover. Regrettably, it's too high to spit at. 7:47 AM Nov 7th from web
  20. Wondering how many more mornings my District line train driver is going to say there's no interchange at Monument, when there now clearly is 12:09 AM Nov 6th from txt