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  1. RT @simonblackwell People are very rarely referred to as the 'deputy head honcho'. 4:19 AM Nov 9th, 2009 from web
  2. My ruler seems quite reluctant to shatter. It's not keen at all. 4:11 AM Nov 9th, 2009 from web
  3. The greatest trick Richard Gere ever pulled was Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman. #misogynistpuns 3:55 AM Nov 9th, 2009 from web
  4. What do you get if you give a religious traveller some ecstacy? Pilgrin. (Oh, fuck you.) 3:54 AM Nov 9th, 2009 from web
  5. The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making the statue of liberty disappear. 3:48 AM Nov 9th, 2009 from web
  6. I was accused of skinning farm animals. To be honest, I think they're just looking for a scrapegoat. 2:39 AM Nov 9th, 2009 from web
  7. Has anyone ever been arrested for resisting arrest for resisting arrest? 2:35 AM Nov 9th, 2009 from web
  8. Never put cowboy spurs in an omelette. #eggs101 2:16 AM Nov 9th, 2009 from web
  9. I feel like I've been punched in the soul by a fat robot. 1:43 AM Nov 9th, 2009 from web
  10. I don't mean to brag, but I dress as a woman and have a speech impediment. 3:48 PM Nov 8th, 2009 from web
  11. My favourite kitchen appliance is the oven gloves-gloves. The only trouble is they sometimes get very hot. 3:47 PM Nov 8th, 2009 from web
  12. I bought a kettle of fish; for a change. 3:46 PM Nov 8th, 2009 from web
  13. I bought a food processor. It processes food into excrement. (Yes, I bought a prostitute). 3:45 PM Nov 8th, 2009 from web
  14. Sorry, the graph has been destroyed. I always go crazy whenever I see a flip chart. 3:41 PM Nov 8th, 2009 from web
  15. You can see a breakdown of the adult film industry in the following porno graph. 3:40 PM Nov 8th, 2009 from web
  16. @serafinowicz What's the use? 3:39 PM Nov 8th, 2009 from web
  17. Man Utd outside the top 2, Pompey bottom. Now that's a nice league table! 10:09 AM Nov 8th, 2009 from web
  18. Bridge #boringkidsgames 4:15 AM Nov 7th, 2009 from web
  19. Eyelash Snap #boringkidsgames 4:15 AM Nov 7th, 2009 from web
  20. I Blind #boringkidsgames 4:14 AM Nov 7th, 2009 from web