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  1. There's a certain bonhomie between the tiny mammoth and the massive minnow. 1:34 PM Nov 19th from web
  2. Headline on Guardian.co.uk: 'Spears did not kill off mammoth'. Britney - vindicated at last. 1:33 PM Nov 19th from web
  3. In an early draft, Hamlet states: "I have of late suffered from a dearth of mirth". He also refers to Polonius as "a cast-iron chump". 4:02 AM Nov 19th from web
  4. Tobacco. Put that in your pipe and smoke it! 3:51 AM Nov 19th from web
  5. I remember my first date with Notto Sayon... I couldn't understand what she said, as she was from the future. #nottosayonfirstdate 3:42 AM Nov 19th from web
  6. Anyonewhopausesbetweenwordsisahomo #nottosayonfirstdate 3:39 AM Nov 19th from web
  7. What's the song I have stuck in my head? Yes, that's right: it's the theme tune to Pigeon Street. How did you guess? 2:38 AM Nov 19th from web
  8. Football fact: before the 1986 World Cup, 'Diego' was the fourth most popular boys' name in Britain. 2:13 AM Nov 19th from web
  9. Looks like my tweet about renaming Thursday "Antoine" didn't get through. A sad loss for everyone. 2:08 AM Nov 19th from web
  10. Watched The Hudsucker Proxy with a cup of tea. I really enjoyed the film. The tea was far more critical (then again, it was drunk). 9:21 AM Nov 18th from web
  11. At school, we all did pictures of various different-sized fruit. My friend drew the top banana, I drew the short strawberry. 6:48 AM Nov 18th from web
  12. The best fruit preserves have three kinds of cirtus fruit in them. They're once, twice, three times marmaladey. #groan 6:46 AM Nov 18th from web
  13. Should I spell 'cozy' with a 'z'? I reckon it must be the Oxford method. I also put zeds in the words 'marmalade' and 'leg'. But not today. 6:45 AM Nov 18th from web
  14. I save on glove-money by putting my hands in my socks with my feet. Cozy. I also save hat-money by squeezing my head in there too. 6:43 AM Nov 18th from web
  15. I'm not going to tell my kids silly stuff about bed bugs. It's the pillow scorpions they should be worried about. 5:23 PM Nov 17th from web
  16. Those who can, do. Those who can't, rue. Those who can't rue, teach. 9:48 AM Nov 17th from web
  17. I eat, sleep and breathe... (I don't mean to brag) 5:40 AM Nov 17th from web
  18. The shiniest fuel is tinf oil. 2:58 AM Nov 17th from web
  19. And the theme-tune for today is Click Boom Splat. 2:36 AM Nov 17th from web
  20. I wouldn't trust the advice of an Agony Aunt. She has her own problems. 8:29 AM Nov 16th from web