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@louisvirtel I will jump into bed with anyone who mentions Celozzi-Ettleson Chevrolet.about 11 hours ago from web in reply to louisvirtel
@robcorddry Thanks! And your new photo is sensational.about 12 hours ago from web in reply to robcorddry
Ah, the patriotic "flag bikini." There's nothing like having a nation's pride wadded up in your labia.about 20 hours ago from web
@dashghahary Just working on my tan and my quads. Kidding. I'm prepping for Season 2 of Tara.about 21 hours ago from web in reply to dashghahary
Let freedom ring. Let the white dove sing. Let that guy over there know that I'd like another knockwurst and a Diet Coke.about 21 hours ago from web
@divazappa I am totally cool with sparklers. Especially when they're lodged in a delicious cake.12:51 AM Jul 4th from web in reply to divazappa
@TalulaKim I don't like loud noises in general, though a good crack of thunder can be pretty satisfying.12:47 AM Jul 4th from web in reply to TalulaKim
Confession: I'm afraid of fireworks. Ignite a single cherry bomb and I'm under the bed like a Labrador.12:43 AM Jul 4th from web
@tomcunningham I just watched it. I'm in shock.12:36 AM Jul 4th from web in reply to tomcunningham
@riotsqurrl Ugh, Taco Bell is such a scene. Plus, their corkage fee is insane.9:24 PM Jul 3rd from web in reply to riotsqurrl
@geoff9cow I've actually heard a theory that the "soul" of a writer resides in an opposite-sex character. I guess I'm Marshall?9:17 PM Jul 3rd from web in reply to geoff9cow
Just had dinner at this amazing little hole in the wall called Chipotle.9:14 PM Jul 3rd from web
@capricecrane The dessert-based scents are pretty nice. I'm still curious as to what "Midsummer's Night" is going to smell like.1:38 PM Jul 3rd from web in reply to capricecrane
I ordered a bunch of Yankee Candles while drunk. Now the house smells of pie and remorse.1:23 PM Jul 3rd from TwitterBerry
Hostess at Chateau just came up to me very concerned: "Are you with Diablo Cody?" I'm like "Yeah, she said I could sit here."9:35 PM Jul 2nd from TwitterBerry
Jennifer's Body is rated R. My fifth-grade self is delirious with joy.7:01 PM Jul 2nd from web
@pambusey I don't have any plans for the 4th. I miss Taste of Chicago.6:48 PM Jul 2nd from web in reply to pambusey
@diamondave It was at the Academy, an imposing place filled with giant human-sized Oscar statues.11:32 PM Jul 1st from web in reply to diamondave
@reeserpie September 15.11:29 PM Jul 1st from web in reply to reeserpie
@MrEuclid No, but he opened with "Poker Face."11:28 PM Jul 1st from web in reply to MrEuclid