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  1. Interdimensional shimmering is the demonic equivalent of pulling a quarter out of one's ear. Parlor tricks. Yeah Sahjahn, I'm talking to you
  2. @AnyaJenkins Wouldn't you agree? http://is.gd/pTjg
  3. @Dragavan Points for the burn, but I have to immediately revoke them due to your bastardization of the Powerpuff Girls. Especially Buttercup
  4. Halfrek got me thinking, should there be a vengeance demon for those wronged by verbosity and chattiness? Kinda like an Anyanka but for men.
  5. @AnyaJenkins You'll never get your job back if make fun of your ex-employer. Silly mortal logic!
  6. @koleman I appreciate the confirmation of my badassedness.
  7. http://is.gd/plc5 But I'm sure you all knew that.
  8. Waiting to be featured in the box: D•hoff•ryn n. Your Overlord.
  9. Hmm, it's been more than 24 hours since @Anya_Jenkins last bellyache. Maybe she took up my career advice?
  10. @Anya_Jenkins Your time has passed. Maybe you should look into customer service or retail sales. I mean, you *were* always good with people.
  11. Just added myself to the http://wefollow.com twitter directory under: #Buffyverse #Vengeance #Awesometude
  12. @Anya_Jenkins Your powers were a gift of the lower beings. You have proved unworthy of them, Whiner McWhinefest.
  13. @Anya_Jenkins Do not ask again. Seriously, stop with the DMs too. My secretary is a really slow reader and I just don't have the time for it
  14. Might have accidentally spawned Anyankas on the last universe-bending teleportation trip. The more the merrier, but watch out for the fakes.
  15. @willow_r Hey, flay nice now! Oh jeez I crack myself up sometimes.
  16. Not to brag but the Hansel and Gretel dämon was totally one of my ideas. Die Mächte der Hecate though, not so much. LOL @ toadstool though
  17. @willow_r Just so you know, *no one* actually worships Beelzebub. Except maybe Beelzebub.
  18. @twoserpentsart Provide an example of a conflict you faced in a work environment and how you addressed the problem by exacting revenge.
  19. I like this al-Zeidi guy. I mean, "this is a farewell kiss, you dog" -- straight out of King Lear or what!
  20. Serving dishes cold.