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DHMorton

Has the UK Olympic Napping Team all the competitors it needs? Because, as far as napping goes, I'm in peak physical condition…perfect shape… 4 minutes ago via Echofon
@glaikit_f Quite right too. #TheCamera 8 minutes ago via Echofon in reply to glaikit_f
@glaikit_f I stopped reading it after a review of Fylde's Egyptian which talked about the very heavy strings used by gypsy jazz players. about 5 hours ago via Echofon in reply to glaikit_f
I've socks on. In June. I swear can hear @gkewney's mocking laugh. about 7 hours ago via Echofon
@glaikit_f So many perfectly skewering phrases it was hard to choose one. about 8 hours ago via Echofon in reply to glaikit_f
"their weekly lunch with the Oxfamy guy will identify the most urgent issues" guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/… (via @glaikit_f ) about 8 hours ago via Echofon
@pongogirl Their brainwashing is effective: twitpic.com/9snw83 about 8 hours ago via Echofon in reply to pongogirl
@pongogirl It's the Daily Mail; you're meant to be appalled and outraged by every paragraph. about 9 hours ago via Echofon in reply to pongogirl
@amjustme Ours is 08:00 - 18:00 today and tomorrow. about 9 hours ago via Echofon in reply to amjustme
@misterunderwood This makes me very happy. about 9 hours ago via Echofon in reply to misterunderwood
@amjustme just a data gathering exercise, about 9 hours ago via Echofon in reply to amjustme
@5357311 miolin.com does a fine job on his—rather scary—guitar. about 9 hours ago via Echofon in reply to 5357311
Good morning comrades youtube.com/watch?v=Zk69e1… about 9 hours ago via Echofon
“Make that hearse reverse nurse, I'm trying to remember everything that I've forgotten.” about 15 hours ago via Echofon
juanviejo People get ready, there's a galaxy comin'... RT @Ah_Clem Milky Way to Collide With Neighbor in 4 Billion Years - theatlantic.com/technology/arc… about 17 hours ago via web in reply to Ah_Clem Retweeted by DHMorton
@MsPopTrash I've been handing out these: coalitionofresistance.org.uk/wp-content/upl… about 18 hours ago via Echofon in reply to MsPopTrash
@MsPopTrash I have managed to avoid it and all media coverage of it so far. #StyliteLifeStyle about 18 hours ago via Echofon in reply to MsPopTrash
@MsPopTrash Just the one? about 19 hours ago via Echofon in reply to MsPopTrash
@MsPopTrash They must have the wrong person, then (or they clicked the wrong thing). #NeverLikelyToBeStalked 5:21 PM Jun 2nd via Echofon in reply to MsPopTrash
@MarkAllerton That first bit looks steep. 5:19 PM Jun 2nd via Echofon in reply to MarkAllerton

Name David Morton
Location Between Heaven and Woolworths
Bio Louche lollygagger. Anarcho-syndicalist. Unreconstructed Reithian. Neophyte stylite. ½ of @MUInstruments.