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  1. As a former Marylander, I can attest that the jumbo lump crab cake at BOA in West Hollywood is, indeed, the shit. 9:59 PM Dec 19th from Echofon
  2. It has come to my attention that @ApplegateFarms no longer produces the Joy Stick. Not sure how I'll recover from this. http://bit.ly/6yH2gL 7:00 PM Dec 19th from web
  3. Just got blazed, son. http://flic.kr/p/7oaLdx 11:55 PM Dec 15th from Flickr
  4. I'm at the age where teenagers are starting to refer to me as "sir." Strangely, I find this kind of awesome. 11:09 PM Dec 8th from Echofon
  5. RT @D3WEY R.I.P. LAZER — http://www.twitvid.com/0EA7B 11:18 AM Dec 7th from web
  6. Thank you, @HuellHowser, for proving once and for all that the lake in Echo Park really *is* shaped like a giant ballsac. 12:47 AM Dec 3rd from Echofon
  7. @amansaac Congrats! The first time I ever drove a U-Haul truck was in Boston during a rush hour, which was predictably insane. 10:12 PM Dec 2nd from web in reply to amansaac
  8. Get in the Christmas spirit by lurking in shadows and saying "ho ho ho" at random, mildly inappropriate times. 'Tis the season! 2:41 PM Dec 1st from web
  9. I've cleaned up cat puke in many places over the years, but on top of the refrigerator is a new one. 4:33 PM Nov 28th from Echofon
  10. Gentlemen prefer John Cale. 8:26 PM Nov 22nd from web
  11. Assuming "What's happening?" is a thinly veiled attempt at goading Ernest Thomas into joining Twitter, I wholeheartedly welcome the change. 12:32 PM Nov 19th from web
  12. The keyless entry on my Honda Fit has a panic button. So if any of you chumps was planning on jumping me in the parking lot, think again! 4:54 PM Nov 17th from web
  13. My iPhone somehow survived a tumble down two flights in a concrete stairwell, even without a protective case. Lesson Learned: I am awesome. 2:57 PM Nov 17th from Echofon
  14. @careerdeath Freakbeat! 8:13 PM Nov 15th from web in reply to careerdeath
  15. Lucky me, I found a copy of Beck's "A Western Harvest Field by Moonlight" (with fingerpainting included). http://bit.ly/3JyC7r 7:33 PM Nov 15th from web
  16. Things I Learned from Karaoke: "Get Outta My Dreams, Get into My Car" has an unholy number of key changes, each more absurd than the last. 10:53 PM Nov 14th from Echofon
  17. Big ups and a speedy recovery to @mathowie, without whom I would not have met the swoontastic @katillathehun. Get well, sir! #mathowielove 9:08 PM Nov 12th from web
  18. The operator was surprised to hear I wanted to be transferred back to the hold music when we were done. Some people just have no taste. 12:35 PM Nov 6th from web
  19. I hope to hell that this call actually *is* being recorded because this is the smoothest damn hold music I've ever heard. 11:48 AM Nov 6th from web
  20. Thinking about a new car so I'm looking at a Honda Fit tomorrow. Had my heart set on a Canyonero but it turns out they don't actually exist. 8:08 PM Oct 30th from web