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  1. Bring life to the Kingdom of Dewey, y'all. Send $19.95 to Phillip Bailey. C/O EWF 213 Fake St. Compton, Ca. 90301. 3:44 PM Nov 27th from Tweetie
  2. Loosening ties on my Pokeman pajamas. Looking to masturbate a bit on this Thanksgiving 09'. To all a good nite.... while I turn on Internet. 3:55 PM Nov 26th from Tweetie
  3. Frank Poncherello and John Baker are Cowboy fans. 3:49 PM Nov 26th from Tweetie
  4. @mariojr20 -Ahh, I'm just pissed about things... Beach combing ain't paying bills. Now I'm selling time shares next 2 loudmouth ugly woman. 11:11 AM Nov 25th from Tweetie in reply to mariojr20
  5. I'll make Count Chocula: the Movie starring "hottie" Glen Scarpelli as Chocula. I'll rake in dough! Werewolves & Mindy Kohn as luv intrest. 11:00 AM Nov 25th from Tweetie
  6. I would rather study a man's asshole under microscope than watch that bullshit Twilight crap. Damn. I'll make Groovie Ghoulies and be rich 10:52 AM Nov 25th from Tweetie
  7. The lady next to me is so loud and physically unappealing.. I would rather they hire a man's fat hairy ass. It would be easier to look at. 10:45 AM Nov 25th from Tweetie
  8. C'mon Colts , put a 10 inch purple headed whopper into the Ravens butt. Make them your prison bitch. Rape them in the bathroom stall, boyeee 12:05 PM Nov 22nd from Tweetie
  9. @plasticpizza - Look closely, I can see the droplets of OJ in the stache and Hot Pocket crumbs in the beard. Sleep well Road Warrior, Hawk. 8:18 AM Nov 22nd from Tweetie in reply to plasticpizza
  10. Hannah Storm intices my genitalia. That sexy smirk; I feel movement in my French cut 2 Xists. Where's the John Clayton sex tape? Damn stud 8:04 AM Nov 22nd from Tweetie
  11. The nerve of Matt Millan on MNF giving advice on how to turn around the Browns season. This is the same asshole that ran the Lions 2 shit. 2:31 PM Nov 19th from Tweetie
  12. Bring an official end to "I'm not a Happy Camper" I pray this to you oh Lord. My gracious Lord stop these idiots from driving me to a 187.. 1:48 PM Nov 17th from Tweetie
  13. @TheBasementNash- that's right, Grimey. 7:19 AM Nov 17th from Tweetie in reply to TheBasementNash
  14. @LakersReporter too bad it wasn't broken. Dude has no game. 10:57 PM Nov 13th from Tweetie in reply to LakersReporter
  15. They keep grinning. It takes 4 out of seven 2 be champs. Remember Smith doing a dance by the Laker bench last June after he sank a 3? Faggot 10:30 PM Nov 13th from Tweetie
  16. Sorry group on the bench, Kobe, Artest... Phil threw in the towel when Morrison checked in. They cannot match intensity. Friday the 13th 9:46 PM Nov 13th from Tweetie
  17. @plasticpizza You are a true Laker fan ... Feel that... It's like Rod Stewart "Passion" New York, Moscow, Passion, Hong Kong Tokyo, passion 9:11 PM Nov 13th from Tweetie in reply to plasticpizza
  18. @plasticpizza- thanks- needed to hear that. They do hate the Lakers... My one true joy in this life...and these a-holes... 9:03 PM Nov 13th from Tweetie
  19. @plasticpizza Dude, that was 1989 or something... Now we all talk about is Steve Buchemi. 9:01 PM Nov 13th from Tweetie in reply to plasticpizza
  20. @plasticpizza yea, I may do jus that. I mean dog, just between you and I, I never get any pussy at these fucking shitboxes. What's it worth? 8:57 PM Nov 13th from Tweetie in reply to plasticpizza