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#4 has started barking "Hey!" to get attention. My parenting response: Hum the chorus of "Rock & Roll, Pt. 2".
about 20 hours ago
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I'm tired of people using the current day's (or week's) weather as evidence for or against global climate change.
10:57 AM Dec 7th
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Way to kick a man while he's down, Jesper. For your sake I hope you have no mistresses waiting to sell their stories to Us Magazine.
7:36 AM Dec 4th
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My family has discovered Nutella. Once you'ved learned you can spread chocolate on other food there's no going back.
1:55 PM Dec 3rd
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Sarah Palin should be the next CEO of General Motors.
1:56 PM Dec 1st
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@ Actually, it's the 29 y.o. model's twin sister.
3:17 PM Nov 30th
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Has Tiger Woods finally answered the question, "With whom do you have an affair when you're married to a 29 y.o. Swedish model?" ?
1:39 PM Nov 30th
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Why doesn't Tiger Woods just blame A-Rod and get it over with?
9:56 AM Nov 30th
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US Senate representation by population: 63.5% Dem, 35.8% GOP, 0.7% Ind. [Computed by alloc'ing half of each state's pop to each senator]
11:00 PM Nov 29th
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We spent Thanksgiving evening just like Sarah J. Hale used to: Fake-playing Beatles songs on an Xbox 360.
9:49 PM Nov 26th
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The @ have a coach named Schwartz, two players named Cohen and one named Levy. Henry Ford must be spinning in his grave.
11:08 AM Nov 26th
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After a decade using the same turkey recipe I'm trying a new one this year (. Color me nervous.
9:31 AM Nov 26th
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RT @: Geneva Conventions Forbid Jets from Completing NFL Season
4:45 PM Nov 23rd
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Happy Birthday to a true American genius:
9:56 AM Nov 23rd
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Seattle now has two blues radio shows on Sundays: @'s "Preachin' the Blues" and KIRO's Seahawks football.
12:13 PM Nov 22nd
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Shopping for my first pair of glasses. Deciding between the Ira Glass, Harold Lloyd, William "D-Fens" Foster, and Robert McNamara styles.
10:11 PM Nov 21st
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It appears that the U.S. medical establishment is finally trying to close the gap in life expectancy between men and women.
3:02 PM Nov 20th
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An ad tagline you're not likely to hear: "I'm an iPhone and Windows Mobile 7 was my idea."
5:48 PM Nov 17th
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How do you respond when a five year-old asks you, "Do these jeans make me look fat?"
9:20 AM Nov 17th
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Did Belichick throw the game last night?
9:45 AM Nov 16th
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- Name Danny Glasser
- Location Mercer Island, WA
- Web http://dglasser.s...
- Bio Closed captioned for the humor-impaired
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