.@tomhigley I never take the Jeremy Piven mask off. More likely to be included in @techstars presentations that way.

I just bought a drum set so I can be like @jasonmendelson. Its a RockBand drum set, but I'll be like @mg and pretend its real.

Im so excited my mom @canadadry is on twitter!

I just scaled the side of 1050 Walnut to peek into @bfeld's office and dream. *sigh*

Today I played tennis. Then I spread my fingers as wide as possible while making a point. Then I took a call. Its hard being me.

RT @davidcohen blast from the past - me presenting earfeeder at the 3rd boulder new tech meetup ever http://bit.ly/2pHv1r [how hot am I?]

after the 100th time I used the "rollie as a startup" joke, @babycohen began to demand strained peas in his ryder. Stupid divas.

You think you know someone and then there is @davidcohen

@jasonmendelson you are still my friend. I cant believe that bastard @davidcohen just left me like a piece of meat! After all those tweets!

I feel so alone. How could you leave me @davidcohen?

Thank God I dumped that dude @davidcohen. Wait until you hear the real @TechStars story...