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  1. Did you get that email I sent? 6:51 AM Nov 5th from web
  2. At my nephew's baptism. WiFi here sucks. 6:29 PM Nov 1st from web
  3. I'd like to ask that old web guy if he's using the bald tag. 11:47 AM Oct 19th from web
  4. I don't text. I rich text. 5:45 PM Oct 13th from web
  5. My partying days are over. From now on, I will only attend after-parties. 6:24 AM Jun 29th from web
  6. (Insert Michael Jackson bit here) (That's what he said) 7:16 AM Jun 26th from web
  7. My Banana Republic hot deals email says all pants are 30% off. Big deal - I saw a dude on the subway with pants 50% off. 5:08 AM Jun 17th from web
  8. Awaiting further instructions from Ashton Kutcher. 3:28 AM Jun 12th from web
  9. Latest addition to my list of things NOT to buy used: yoga mat. 6:42 AM Jun 8th from web
  10. My new iPod has an "auto turn-off" feature. Wife concurs. 5:26 AM Jun 4th from web
  11. One of my friends hasn't Twittered in over a week, I think I may need to email him and see if he's ok. 9:54 AM May 26th from web
  12. A day in the life of a Web Dev team in 2 minutes -- staring the cast of LOST: http://bit.ly/Rs6tR 8:55 AM May 8th from web
  13. I will not have Twitter access today. For updates, please just ask. 5:33 AM Apr 28th from web
  14. No money at the store today so I wrote the words "Susan Boyle" on a note card instead. Accepted as legal tender. http://bit.ly/A4aiS 6:12 PM Apr 22nd from web
  15. I walked by a new cafe today, but there are no Tweets or Yelps about it, so I have no way to know if it's any good. 7:07 AM Apr 20th from web
  16. I know it's late in the game, but I've decided to get in on the race with Ashton and CNN to 1 million followers. Please spread the word. 12:34 PM Apr 16th from web
  17. Attn: Twitter. The birds lifting the whale screen is cute. You know what would be even cuter? 100% up time. . . . That's what she said. 12:57 PM Apr 7th from web
  18. Recent studies conducted confirm that 100% of kebab purchases are impulse buys. 6:48 AM Apr 6th from web
  19. Considering changing my Twitter name to The_Real_Dfschro. Is that arrogant? 12:33 PM Apr 3rd from web
  20. Didn't see any ninjas on my way to work today. Which means I probably saw a lot of them. 5:40 AM Apr 1st from web