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if u don't think u need some form of therapy or healing there is very little hope for you 2:32 PM May 18th via web
COMPETITION! - Nobody likes losing in the final round of anything by one point: Whether the Super Bowl,... tmblr.co/ZEG_uxLMLA3Y 1:36 PM May 12th via Tumblr
anyone surprised by Eli's dope performance on SNL only sees things skin deep & hasn't been paying attention for the past 5 years. mvp yo'! 7:46 AM May 7th via web
Comedy won't be good until... - 1. We are no longer laughing at punch lines whose entire strength is based... tmblr.co/ZEG_uxKtJ4ca 2:43 PM May 4th via Tumblr
@espn_firsttake I wouldn't let Joe Budden use yr show anymore 2 create his comedy acting reel. Corny, lame, unfunny, & transparntly insecure 7:47 AM May 2nd via web
Ignore that man underneath your jokes! - He [or she] is in every crowd; though normally it’s “he,” [or at... tmblr.co/ZEG_uxKhNftd 11:08 AM May 1st via Tumblr
"Fuck 'em" - Part of the reason I advise young comedians to watch veteran comedians work is not just to... tmblr.co/ZEG_uxKhNUGy 11:07 AM May 1st via Tumblr
if the refs hadn't been so bad the Knicks might have had a chance to lose by 25 3:06 PM Apr 28th via web
I'm concerned about Lebron James. He may have a cranial nerve injury the way he's falling so easily 2:11 PM Apr 28th via web
the Heat are getting more home cooking than a black kid down south! 2:01 PM Apr 28th via web
miami fans and refs are o.d'ing on the sensitivity. it's all that silicone in the building. that's the problem. NY chicks got real bodies 12:53 PM Apr 28th via web
do you really need that plastic bag to carry your bottle of soda? #doyourpart2help 7:08 AM Apr 27th via web
@funnyhelenhong There are countless incidences of employers wrongly thinking an applicant is qualified when they really are not :- ) 6:57 AM Apr 27th via web in reply to funnyhelenhong
just saw an old black man in a fatigue jacket smoking a cigarette, windows up, driving a smart car. awesome! #progress 6:51 AM Apr 27th via web
constrction wrkers upstairs r as loud as they r slow. Y does it take 2 wks 2 renovate a studio? R they installing stairs? Is it 4 a midget? 11:50 AM Apr 26th via web
how bad does the NL look if Pujols just straight up can't hit American league pitching? 8:29 AM Apr 26th via web
@jasonmgood Genetic intelligence deficiency, dude. It's the only way 12:03 PM Apr 24th via web in reply to jasonmgood
New Jersey Nets = Brooklyn Hipsters? 11:52 AM Apr 24th via web
how many more people would pursue their dreams if we had universal health care? Just sayin'... might be a lot less bankers 7:53 AM Apr 24th via web

Name David Foster
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Bio Comedian from New York. Former cast member on MTV's Boiling Points and Prankville. Appeared on HBO's Bad Boys of Comedy and Showtime's Whiteboyz In The Hood.