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dfmiv1231

@kmacka12 At least the first letters in his name wasnt switched around. It would be much worse to be named Fart Blood about 1 hour ago via web in reply to kmacka12
Did you check, your, butt? about 15 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
Wearing jorts to work. In case you are all wondering, no, it is not 2003 5:02 AM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone
The skin on my face is starting to peel thanks to my sunburn. I look like the guy in Florida who got his face bit off 9:13 AM May 30th via txt
Workaholics: How Much to Blow a Guy: youtu.be/ssDICRX_rK8 via @youtube 7:12 PM May 29th via Tweet Button
If you don't watch #Workaholics tonight, then you're that punk bitch Danny 7:07 PM May 29th via web from Boston, MA
LET'S GET WEIRD!! LETS GET WEIRD!!! #WORKAHOLICS 7:06 PM May 29th via web from Boston, MA
While shaving, I was wondering if its been 2 long since I shaved last. Then I realized I was halfway done w/o cream. I think it was too long 4:32 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone
One of the greatest mysteries to me is why nobody was freaked out when Michael J. Fox turned into a werewolf mid-basketball game 2:57 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone
@Byrnewyrm I just yelled out "you fucking hunt" with full intentions of calling you something else twitter.com/dfmiv1231/stat… 2:50 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Byrnewyrm
I wish my life was as entertaining as a Red Bull commercial 6:58 PM May 28th via web from Boston, MA
"@HubbyMuffins I'll never understand the NBA." The National Braille Association? 6:39 PM May 28th via web from Boston, MA in reply to HubbyMuffins
VINNYGUADAGNINO My man @funkmasterflex goin in with the #statenisland mix right now on hot97. #718 5:50 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by dfmiv1231 and 44 others
Of course Lebron is reading the Hunger Games #Soft 4:57 PM May 28th via web from Boston, MA
To the 4 babes I just met at the bar, why dont you come back to Boston with me. I have an open house & my mom bought plenty of frozen pizzas 11:45 AM May 28th via txt
My love of Mike Posner's music should only be felt by 15 year old white girls who listen to 94.5 11:26 AM May 28th via txt
Last night I fake chowed a DJ's mom @TheNotoriousDEL 5:47 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
Grit and Balls 7:25 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
I'm so high I can vomit on a comet instagr.am/p/LG0Ae5gdPj/ 3:22 PM May 26th via Instagram
My goals for this weekend. 1. Survive both flights 2. Buy something with a Confederate flag on it. 3. Overexaggerate my Boston accent 1:34 PM May 25th via Mobile Web